My Dicks Bigger Than Your Dick

Something used in reference to "I'm better than you"

Also, Something My Grandmother occasionally yells whilst me and my cousin fight.

Greg: Dude, I'd kick your ass any night.

Cole: I Doubt it dude.

Greg: Oh yeah?

Gramma: MY DICKS BIGGER THAN YOUR DICKKK

Cole:...
Greg:...

by Cole Fowler October 1, 2008

better dead than red

An american saying about communism. As they used to think that communism was taking over the world. the saying basically means the americans would rather die than be communists, the red bit comes from the belief that red is a communist colour! this phrase was also used with the J F Kennedy murder.

better dead than red you pinko

by Ellis McQuade March 19, 2005

cooler than the other side of my pillow

Something that is cool, neat, or nifty.

Ever notice how when you sleep with a pillow, that if your neck gets hot you can just flip your pillow over and the other side feels cooler than the side you were previously laying on?

Wow I really like that new tractor you got there, Bob! That thing is cooler than the other side of my pillow!

by stuff-i-learnt September 8, 2008

Than Franthisco

What a nelly queen with a lisp calls the City by the Bay.

"Than Franthisco is oh sooooo homothexual honey."

by T Wade September 6, 2005

better than a stick in the eye

A phrase learned growing up in wisconsin. Not sure of its use outside of that illustrious state. Means that something is not so great, but it could be worse.

So you're going to visit Topeka. It's better than a stick in the eye.

by sarmaes November 28, 2006

Other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?

A sarcastic phrase meant to downplay the complaint or misfortune of another person, similar to playing the world's tiniest violin with one's fingers.

It is a reference to the assassination of President Lincoln. Can be substituted with any phrase referring to a tragic event, such as, "Other than that, how was the flight, Sullie?"

"I just found out I have to work this weekend."
"Other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?"

by Krizzaus May 14, 2010

I'm better than you

Statement indicating that one person is superior by undisclosed means to another. Often used to stop moments of awkward silence.

I play baseball; I'm better than you.

by Jesus August 5, 2003