Chris

He likes guys and not only that he loves Mike batch

Chris is gay

by Batchlor April 11, 2019

Chris

Chris is a stupid dickhead who stinks at Fifa and rages all the time . He is super toxic and probably has Autism . Usually from Sheffield and eats coco pops with a fork

Ah bro don’t be a chris

by Jon has a massive dong April 17, 2020

Chris

This name means ‘Small Dick’ in cursive.

“You know Chris?”
Yeah, me and small dick are friends”

by Chris tinsley March 23, 2020

chris

A shitty guy who is oblivious to all of the people he has hurt. He flies through women and men like the flash on crack and doesn't look back. A man of terrible jokes and humour from another universe (one where being a dick head if normal). His total carelessness to appreciate anything other than what he like is known by all and very annoying. Most of all his disregard for other peoples morals and how he has no emotions is very annoying.

Also he is bad at sex.
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I saw a chris yesterday, it was a close call and i avoided bumping into that dickhead.

by Babushca Michaels May 20, 2022

Chris

Don't be fooled ladies this guy is 100% creep material. A complete and total spastic. Doesn't know his ear from his elbow. His hairline looks like you've had 20 pints its non existent. Powered by Redbull and pisses A LOT. You know his name but not his story. Was emo back in 2002. Borrowed his dogs lead to hang it from his belt.

Chris is a spastic

by Fruit-tella July 9, 2019

chris

a homo bus driver whos real name is alan

chris is my homo bus driver

by JORDYNVSTHEWORLD March 23, 2019

Chris

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Random Dude: Hi
Chris: Dude you're such a Chris.

by nadheem simp November 23, 2021