chris

A funny person while being over all dumb, like really, really, really, like really, really, really, really, retarded. But an overall nice guy.

butreallydumblikereally.
Chris: Hi I'm Chris
Everyone: look at that dumb ass
by the reason for the divorce February 02, 2020
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What can i say for Chris... type of guy to make you laugh and have a joke with your friends without wanting to fuck any of them usually medium to tall skinny and a nice guy, but stick him in bed with you and you won’t come out in one legs shaking and condom balloons everywhere nice guy and usually polite too.
Nicole:Hey i was talking to Chris last night.
Sarah:Girl how are you walking?
by Gabriella2470 October 10, 2020
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He is the definition of a caregiver.

He always puts others before him.

He doesn't know his true value and underestimates his effect on women. He's everything but ordinary.

He's the love of my life and yet he will never let me love him.
... Written by your goddess, Chris....
by Gruwwelche November 29, 2021
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Don't be fooled ladies this guy is 100% creep material. A complete and total spastic. Doesn't know his ear from his elbow. His hairline looks like you've had 20 pints its non existent. Powered by Redbull and pisses A LOT. You know his name but not his story. Was emo back in 2002. Borrowed his dogs lead to hang it from his belt.
Chris is a spastic
by Fruit-tella July 09, 2019
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He likes guys and not only that he loves Mike batch
Chris is gay
by Batchlor April 11, 2019
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A dumb ass nigga. Fuck boy. Commonly known for being dumb as fuck
He a Chris for real, don’t fuck with him.
by Sasha Terry August 10, 2019
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An amazing guy that most likely has brown hair. His genitals are so large they exceed the size of a Dallans genitals.
by Exopenarium February 26, 2019
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