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Tijuana breadstick

Rub your knob with tajin and peanut butter and let your dog lick it off until it pukes down your penis hole, afterwards jerk off your penis until you cum the mixture into a blasian women's ear.
I enjoyed a tijuana breadstick after a long day of jouping
by Jahumus September 2, 2025
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Tijuana Tornado

A sexual act which requires the male to be having anal sex while in the prone bone position, the male performs this move by thrusting balls deep into the asshole and spinning his entire body around as fast as possible to make the asshole release gas.
Tornado Man: Cindy left me after I tried the Tijuana Tornado on her.
Sensei Tornado: She just not made for it...
by StriderPoopie November 22, 2025
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Tijuana Cross draw

The smearing of shit along one of your cheeks possibly up to the hip when wiping or checking the toilet paper after you wipe.
I was in a rush to get off the toilet and hit my self with the Tijuana Cross draw.
by Silver tongued liar February 12, 2025
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Tijuana Titty Fuck

Tijuana Titty Fuck - due to the sleepy Mexican stereotype, this is when you titty fuck Simone while they are asleep or in a sub-conscious state.
Matt didn’t want to wake his wife so he gave her the ol Tijuana Titty Fuck.
by Fredsauce February 26, 2025
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Tijuana diving helmet

Sexy with a foley inserted in the penis
Dave did the Tijuana diving helmet with Amanda
by Chato357 March 22, 2025
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Tijuana Turnpike

When two or three people go to a graveyard and dig up a male dead body. One person puts their mouth on the body's slightly decayed penis while another person puts their mouth on the body’s slightly decayed anus while the other person or people jump onto the body's stomach shooting the mung through the penis and the anus into the first person's mouth.
Me and the guys are heading to the Tijuana Turnpike this Friday at the graveyard. Be there or be square!
by 4R0W3 June 15, 2023
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tijuana tattoo

A form of punishment; generally done by outlaw riders for minor infractions; in which the individual being punished has their neck intentionally burned by being forcefully pressed against the hot exhaust pipes of a motorcycle.
That lil’ fucker was running his mouth so I gave him a Tijuana Tattoo to remember his place.
by Upona_DarkHorse July 13, 2024
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