Tijuana teaser

After a donkey show. You eat the cream pie.

I’d give her the Tijuana teaser…

by Awj.0442 July 2, 2021

Tijuana Iguana

A Latina version of a Lot Lizard

I stopped at the truck stop late last night and was approached by a Tijuana Iguana.

by Martini17 October 1, 2024

Tijuana Mudslide

A shart, esp. a badly timed one.

Got myself all cleaned up and ready to go back to the party, then I got hit with a Tijuana mudslide. Welp, I guess no blowjobs for me tonight!

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Damn, took me a long time to get my asshole clean again. Now to go back to the party and get Angelica to suck my dick!

You sHit right back down come boy! I didn’t give you permission to leave.

Bitch, I am done taking orders from a fucking taco. I don’t care how many Tijuana Mudslides you put down my pants. I’m getting my dick sucked. Fuck. You!

by anonymous July 21, 2022

tijuana turtleneck

When you choke a tijuana hooker so hard that when your done it looks like shes wearing a turtleneck.

Yesterday i gave sparkles a tijuana turtleneck.

by Spicycumcurry October 25, 2019

Tijuana douchebag

A bar shot. The douche "In" - one part silver tequila, splash of vinegar. The washed "Out" - pinch of salt (sweaty cooch), dash of Tobasco. All are mixed together as a shooter. For full visual affect shoot through the crotch of a pair of panties. Great as an icebreaker.

Ice breaker line - "Hey there, how about lending me your panties for a Tijuana douchebag?"

by Dark alley traveler March 31, 2010

Tijuana whisper

When you’re 69 Ing with your girl, and the breath from your nose tickles her butt hole

The Tijuana whisper interrupted our 69.

by Liloilo March 16, 2019

Tijuana Tickler

A bubbly cocktail of Tequila and various citrus.

Tijuana Tickler is a fun alliteration, perfectly normal, get a new angle

by Narvon April 1, 2024