A short youthful boy which loves to engage in intercourse with several arachnids and species alike. He has a knack for going full nelson on "thugs", or better known as muscular African-American men in low socioeconomic neighborhoods. He is also known for engaging in intercourse with domesticated animals such as tabby cats, and pet vermin.
I saw Elisha Dane Thompson the other day, he was sticking his shrimp cock into a snakes mouth so i fled briskly.
by r/treefookers February 7, 2024
Get the Elisha Dane Thompsonmug. A mixed drink made of 1/2 parts Guinness 1/2 parts Hot Chocolate. Named after a blue ski route at Keystone resort, it is a commonly served drink at local watering holes and vendors at the resort.
by SirDinkleMan July 11, 2025
Get the Gassy Thompsonmug. the god among men , nobody knows the origin of this man however you must tred lightly when talking about the isaac , phrases such as , yesss and nooo are the many ancient ways of communicating with this creature . if ever in a situation with the isaac , kiss your booty goodbye and hope there is a lauren nearby
by changaaa May 12, 2023
Get the the isaac thompsonmug. 
Marcellus Thompson is a man with an abnormally large penis that owns a meme page on Instagram and has a cult of followers that will do what he commands
He also has a smokin hot girlfriend Hazel like fuckin god damn
He also has a smokin hot girlfriend Hazel like fuckin god damn
by NGMARSH November 22, 2021
Get the Marcellus Thompsonmug. by Anonymous August 5, 2003
Get the Gus Thompsonmug. He is a very hot masculine man, with a ginormous wiener and is caring,sexy,seductive,horny, good rhythm and likes to have sexual intercourse with his gf And good at fighting
by P3n3r October 26, 2025
Get the Archie thompsonmug.