yer ma's face

the ultimate comeback for the typical slag-fest
Person one: "Aye, yer ma"
Person two: "Aye, yer face"
Person one: "Aye, yer ma's face!"

Quality...
by Turtle Genius December 31, 2009
mugGet the yer ma's facemug.

Yers

A really pathetic way to say yes used by random instagram teenagers on posts comments with a random stupid blue heart commonly put next to it.
'Yers g *Blue Heart*'
by yers police October 15, 2020
mugGet the Yersmug.

Diddlin’ Yer Doingus

Verb - The act of diddling one’s doingus
Hey bro, I tried to call you last night but I guess you were too busy diddlin’ yer doingus.
by The Real Ass Kite May 6, 2025
mugGet the Diddlin’ Yer Doingusmug.

Yer

by The Player For The Girls February 13, 2020
mugGet the Yermug.

Bend yer bifocals

My latest contribution to the giggle hungry folk of the interweb! A refined, cultured way to say, well, basically... "You're about to get creamed 😬🤣🤙🏼".

This fresh-to-the- market catchphrase is to be delivered in the most northern Irish accent possible, obviously for maximum giggles 😬🤣.
"Oi yer bastard, I'll bend yer bifocals!" said Seamus to the ponce that was caught drilling his missus...
by StevePoodle August 3, 2025
mugGet the Bend yer bifocalsmug.

yer maw sells avon

it means your mother sells avon products
shut it ya mad junkie

“naw, ya mad rocket, yer maw sells avon”
by arlecchinos6thwife March 29, 2024
mugGet the yer maw sells avonmug.

yer maw

"yer maw" means your mum is very lazy and canny be arsed to even cook you dinner or let yer dugs oot
John: dae u ken where the co op is . Purple Aki: yer maw
by Beninging December 23, 2021
mugGet the yer mawmug.

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