The act of exchanging autographs for money, in most cases illegally. It may be closely associated with Cam Newtoning, however Cam Newtoning is not real, but it is methodical. As compared to Todd Gurleying, which is 100% real and 100% illegal. Todd Gurleying is widely associated with thugs, so it should not come as a surprise that it only happens on the University of Georgia football team. #godawgs
Person A: Hey! I Was Todd Gurleying yesterday!!!
Person B: Oh shit, you're going to hell and losing to Auburn.
Person B: Oh shit, you're going to hell and losing to Auburn.
by Mark Richt November 14, 2014
Get the todd gurleyingmug. A really cool asian, with a strange Johnson connection with his best friend Blair.
Sometimes nicknamed Ryota. Secretly likes fat chicks and is NOT a virgin.
Likes to dress up as a dog.
Sometimes nicknamed Ryota. Secretly likes fat chicks and is NOT a virgin.
Likes to dress up as a dog.
by aznkutie March 28, 2009
Get the Todd Johnsonmug. A speed of movement at which one appears to be pondering along at an easily overcomable pace, but is in fact moving just fast enough to be unpassable. This stems from a complex use of the wormhole theory in which the Todd Pacer does not in fact move through the Universe, but moves the Universe backwards past themselves. The faster you try to catch up, the faster the Universe is moved, much like running on a tread mill.
Man, that fucker is running at Todd Pace.
Let's go back to the donut shop. That Nigg's goin' at Todd Pace.
Let's go back to the donut shop. That Nigg's goin' at Todd Pace.
by Several assembled folks July 16, 2008
Get the Todd Pacemug. N. A person that makes themself look like an asshat for calling people out for doing something stupid when it is actually their own fault.
V. When involved in an act of sodomy the man prematurely ejaculates and then becomes extremely and excessively angry at their partner, even though the partner is frustrated and I satisfied.
V. When involved in an act of sodomy the man prematurely ejaculates and then becomes extremely and excessively angry at their partner, even though the partner is frustrated and I satisfied.
Dude, you're such an Angry Todd! Don't get mad at me your stupid network configure didn't work!
Girl-Oh man! Todd, you came in my ass too fast!
Todd-welk you're the idiot with a tight asshole, you fucking idiot!
Girl- you have a little dick you Angry Todd-er!
Girl-Oh man! Todd, you came in my ass too fast!
Todd-welk you're the idiot with a tight asshole, you fucking idiot!
Girl- you have a little dick you Angry Todd-er!
by LargeBoner May 17, 2016
Get the Angry Toddmug. by Bumpkin42167 January 6, 2019
Get the todd hammermug. A person who is a complete and utter cock to the people around him, he is a born liar, a cheat and a bad person to be around
by Jordan 7643 October 3, 2018
Get the Adam toddmug. Hi Kenzeetoddhater
It's Kenzee, can you believe it! I LOVE THIS DEFINITION, although you have a piece wrong. I am not dating an actor #FALSE! I am VERY annoying but guess what? I love myself and I have loads of respect.
It's Kenzee, can you believe it! I LOVE THIS DEFINITION, although you have a piece wrong. I am not dating an actor #FALSE! I am VERY annoying but guess what? I love myself and I have loads of respect.
by kenzee <3 June 1, 2018
Get the Makenzee Toddmug.