Pulling the goalie

Masturbating.

I was pulling the goalie in the living room when my mom showed up early from work and started screaming at the sight of me. I didn't know whether to finish or zip up.

by The Commadore August 17, 2008

pulled a rabbit out of the hat

(n.)

1.) Phrase one uses when someone pulls off an amazing stunt or feat that all said persons friends swore was impossible.

"So apparently John actually got her to have sex with him."
"Now way, she's head of the cheer leading squad and he's just a tech nerd!"
"Ya man, she admitted it too."
"Wow, I guess John really pulled a rabbit out of the hat this time huh?..."

by Fa-Rhino April 10, 2009

pulling the plug

removing a tampon and banging a chick during her monthly visit

"i had a long day at work yesterday, adn when i got home i just said screw it and pulled the plug"

by the world's greatest May 1, 2005

pulling out all the stops

Something someone does sometimes to delay doing the right thing for as long as he can, for whatever reason.

My friend is pulling out all the stops, as long as he doesn't have to do the right thing, really the only thing, which is to call me, his old friend, and stop playing this game with me.

by Ereck Flowers November 24, 2018

pullin the bullshit

Pullin the bullshit is when somebody is posta do something and they don't do it.

Let say ur girl told u she was gona come 2 ur house,a hour latter she say she can't make it,she pulled the bullshit on u.and that's pullin the bullshit

by young carter December 14, 2008

pulling the pin

To smoke an illegal or controlled substance out of a hollowed out frag grenade using a mesh bowl inserted in the top, and a plastic or rubber tube protruding from a hole drilled in the bottom.

Andy: Hey man have you seen Spence?

Nance: No broski, he's in jail.

Andy: Why man?

Nance: He was caught pulling the pin!

by Mr. Giggly Google Goggles MAN July 25, 2010

pulling the lever

beating your meat at a slow pace but going really hard

me and zac effron were pulling the lever at a nude beach yesterday

by not all blacks have ebola May 2, 2019