mitten

TO MITTEN: To "hit", "tap", "bang", "get caught in filgrante dilecto with", or otherwise have sexual relations with in hopes of resulting in procreation.

"I'd mitten dat"

"I'd mitten him senseless"

by Mitten Bird March 14, 2008

pink mittens

Inserting both hands into the vaginas of two women at once, so they act like mittens for your fists. Similar to double-fisting.

Wow... those two sisters were total sluts! I even got to get myself a pair of pink mittens last night!

by danconia May 4, 2011

just mittens

Like 'just kidding', but... 'just mittens,' ya know?

AIM convo:

yourmomeatscarrots: i hate you and i hope you die
imyerbunny: y would u say that 2 me?!?!? ):
yourmomeatscarrots: just mittens!
imyerbunny: lol k.

by Billy Buddy August 29, 2005

pine mitten

the progeny of a pine marten

that pine marten is quite large for its age, but its offspring, that pine mitten over there, is about right for a 12 day old...

by paddymoo March 8, 2009

musty mitten

dirty ass pussy; usually old and hairy

Damn, after 2 hours at the gym, Jessica suffered a heavy dose of the musty mitten.

by jesx95 February 9, 2014

mittenized

Just had mind blowen orgasmic sex with a sexy guy named mittens

She got mittenized last night

by mittens17 December 2, 2014

mitten sucker

Incredibly stupid child. One who sucks the "juice" from a snowy woolen mitten with no regard to whether it contains any of various contaminants.

"You know Billy, right? The mitten sucker in the 4th Grade. I'd vote him most likely to try to stop a truck with his face."

by Robert LaTuque November 18, 2016