Jedi Mind Click

Buying something online that you can't, or don't want to explain.

I didn't mean to buy all that porn. Someone must have performed a Jedi mind click on me.

by RenGVL December 28, 2014

Crazy Jedi

Where a man gets a toy lightsabre and tries to stab your ballsack while yelling "I HAVE THE FORCE!!!!!"

Stop giving me Crazy Jedis

by Poopslinger19998 October 4, 2011

Chris Jedi

Chris Jedi is the same Inna d’ La ghetto Daddy Yankee/ cartel Récords top chief promotor

Chris Jedi is the Ingrid d’ la ghetto

by BravofuegoQueenboss November 19, 2023

Chris Jedi

Chris Jedi is the same Inna d’ La ghetto Daddy Yankee/ cartel Récords top chief promotor

Chris Jedi is the Ingrid d’ la ghetto

by BravofuegoQueenboss November 19, 2023

Jedi

A nickname for a femboy kid from Colorado Springs who love the how to train your dragon soundtrack (respect), and masturbating to furry porn roleplay. Lives in his parents basement. Always threatening suicide, yet does nothing about his situation.

Jedi was being annoying.

by Grip Strength May 2, 2024

E-jedi

A super cool electronic jedi

E-jedis fuck

by DogsArentReal March 5, 2022

Bug eye Jedi

Mixed drink with vodka/tequila, white claw and cranberry juice with cherries.

I’d like to order two Bug Eye Jedi’s please

by Droville April 23, 2020