Fields are flooded

I’m too hungover to take my kid to soccer match this morning

Fortunately it rained all night and fields are flooded because I drank a bit to much last night.

by J. Gallo November 1, 2020

Flood

When your mutha fucken landlord doesnt listen to your mutha fucken requests about your mutha fucken washing machine being mutha fucken broken and now you got a mutha fucken flood.

My mutha fucken washing machine is broken and my mutha fucken landlord hasn't fixed it and now I have a mutha fucken flood.

by Mutha Fucken Jones April 8, 2021

Mr flood

Mr flood is a man who molests people's shoulders with his sweaty unwashed hand

Mr flood: Hey laddie *molests your shoulder* hows your day going
Kid: what the fuck

by officedaddy September 20, 2022

flood your liver

Get drunk, offen a hypocrite that thinks drinking is healthier than smoking

Go flood your liver, cunt

by CNTFKD December 26, 2018

Flooding the cave

When you cum inside her and then immediately proceed to piss inside her pussy.

1: Dude, I was flooding the cave with Rachel last night!
2: You sick fuck...

by Cruned July 16, 2021

flood

a known sex offender, beware i warned you.

flood is a known sex offender

by nursezone July 11, 2024

Flooded

Ah! Look at him! He's trying to do what I'm going but he's not as good as me! Look at em! Ahahahahahahahaha! Nobody want to listen to you shit-brain! Nah go ahead. Go head and use your money to make em. Only I am allow to do that idiot! Ahahahahahahaha!

Hym "Flooded huh? Aaahahahahahahahahaaaa!"

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023