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aye khriy travis latney from wiliiam wirt middle school is a fed
by jjthegod December 8, 2019
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Fed

A guy who thinks he is funny but is actually not
Guy 1: Makes a joke
Guy 2: You are such a Fed
by pseudoymui April 27, 2021
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Fed Sweep

A Fed Sweep is when you clean a space (usually your room) to remove all things that would land you in legal or parental trouble. You meticulously clean out these to things to the point where if the feds tore up your room, they wouldn’t find anything.
“Bro my mom found a cart in my jacket pocket the other day. I think she might search my room”

“Bro Fed Sweep that shit. Can’t have her finding nothing!”
by dingus73 January 30, 2024
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Fed

Someone who is very uncool, looking for ways to create problems for others. Someone who is overall difficult to deal with.

Comes from the word Federal, as in Federal agent.
What’s up with you friend ? He is being a dick

“I know, Mcnuggs is such a fed sometimes
by Jgomm May 5, 2022
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Fed-ex

An agent of "Big Brother" whom you're no longer "bros" wif.
Having a Fed-ex can be a real double-edged sword --- on da one hand, if you two parted ways amicably, he might be willing to "pull some strings" wif da higher government mucky-mucks on your behalf. But on da other hand, if said breakup was NOT overly pleasant, it could mean dat said stuffed-shirt intel-rep could very likely possess certain knowledge and/or power dat he could use to "make things warm for you".
P.S. A third situation could also be da case if said former heart-throb is now actually an "ex-Fed" --- as in, he's no longer working a government job. Depending on which fellow-officials he knew during his employment and/or why his "lofty" position was terminated, he might or night not still have significant "pull" wif his cronies in Washington, and thus his "heat-creating" powers over you could vary greatly.
by QuacksO March 16, 2023
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Fed-licker

Someone who is working for the federal government, or who is working with/influenced by those working for the federal government to divide the libertarian party based on false left vs right paradigms.
The libertarian party was becoming a real success until the fed-lickers started to divide them with partisan rhetoric
by regjoeschmo May 12, 2024
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fed

It means annoying, snitch, talker, secret, or suspicious. Teenagers got the idea to use this word (almost) as a reference to the U.S. FBI.
“Nah, that sh*t’s fed!”
I cannot tell you because you’re fed”
Did you hear about Lani? Apparently she’s super fed.”
by Chol3Effiel December 23, 2021
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