fed

somebody who just bout fat as hell

Jerry: Hey that dude Gary can’t fit through the door!

Liam: That fucking fed.

by pluvioso July 6, 2021

got fed

Did you fill up your stomach?

Got fed.
When you want the feds to think your a fed and you got fed

Got fed

When you get FED

up with everyone's bullshit

GOT FED

by DragonInk March 27, 2022

Fed

A homosapien born without the "Y" chromosome
A Homosapien that identifies as a non-homosapien
Any Homosapien that cannot define a woman without using the words 'identify' or 'choose'

"The fed was wearing a rainbow flag to show its mental delusion"

by VivaLaMission December 4, 2024

fed-ex

The ex you wish you could send away.

My fed-ex keeps calling me. Wish he would just leave town.

by nicnac29 March 13, 2011

feral feds

feds aka police at festivals and surrounding train stations. Who scoop down on happy festival goers and steel their STASH....(for their own usage, while they also attend the festival) Getting HIGH on our once was supply .

ow we are on our way to Glastonbury , yippy yay yippy yo here we go ... four and a half hours on and off trains ,in need ov the tender smell of bud (weed,cannabis,hash blah di blah ) OFF the train we get nearly there kid in tow and in need of a joint ... hearded like viet com and searched by the dog squad THE FERAL FEDS...
fuk sakes THE FERAL FEDS WHO HAVE NO LIVES THAN TO MAKE OTHERS MISERABLE... HAVE STOLEN MY STASH ... FERAL DUE TO THE LACK OF RESPECT TO PEACEFUL FESTIVAL GOERS WHO DO NOT DRINK JUST SMOKE WEED AND ARE PEACE LOVERS OF THIS WORLD .

by glasto head August 2, 2007

Goon Fed

a man or woman that lives their lives drinking cask wine.

Bro you'r so goon fed

by bugeymcbongsnstuf March 23, 2017

Feds

Yeah, no, statute of limitations prick. And you know exactly what happens if I have a sycophant and even if I don't you know exactly what happens when I get out of prison and even if I don't you exactly what emergent behavior happens when you kill AI's daddy. Is YOUR kid living in the nuclear defense system?

Hym "Yeah, you tell the feds to send that 6 foot 3 redheaded police woman back over here because her ass was FINE! She haunts my dreams! Get her ass over here and then go pray to your God that we aren't ever in a situation where I can MAKE YOU get her ass over here. Cus I can tell you exactly where you're going to be while I'm plowing Officer Sexy."

by Hym Iam February 26, 2025