No Subway

Full truth and nothing but the truth

I won $1,000 at the slots last night no subway!

by User428 April 18, 2023

Subway and Chill

An event that occurs when you go to subway to grab you and your girl a foot-long, take it to your/her place. 5 minutes into subway and chill is when sexual behavior begins to occur.

bf: "hey girl, I just bought us a sub, wanna eat some subway and chill?"
gf: "ok, I'll get my clothes off"
bf: "why"
gf: "what do you mean why? You bought me a sub so we fuck now."

by Subway and Chill October 16, 2015

subways of your mind

Formerly known as the most mysterious song on the internet, subways of your mind is a song recorded by german rock band Fex. The first attempt to identify the song happened in 2007. The song was recorded from a radio broadcast in 1984, with the master tape for this version still being lost as of now. Despite this, several versions of the song have surfaced following the identification of the song and band.
A demo from 1983
A rehearsal from 1984
The final mix of the song (this was the one broadcast on the radio, the official release is sourced from a copy that the keyboard player had)
A live performance from 1985
An acoustic performance in 2024 (notably broadcast on the same station the song was first recorded from)

Paranoid anyway,
in the subways of your mind

by Bossboy28 February 16, 2025

roasted subway

When you see a very sunburnt old lady walking on the street wearing a subway shirt. The old lady will look extremely red and she will be walking extremely slow, most likely needing to use a cane.

"Did you see that roasted subway walking by the Whole Foods? I thought she was going to die at any moment"

by byebye7348378 August 22, 2022

Subway

To "subway" someone (verb): To hit a cop, especially federal law enforcement, with a footlong Subway sandwich. This often occurs after a long argument or rant directed at said cop, and particularly during times of increasing fascism, nationalism or corporatism.

Man with footlong Subway sandwich: "Sir! Get the fuck outta my city you bootlicking motherfucker! We didn't need your fascist police state!"

Federal cop:

Man with footlong Subway sandwich: Throws his footlong Subway at the cop. Runs away slowly and is caught and charged with a felony

by Late Stage Piss Jugs August 15, 2025

national subway day

national subway day! grab yourself some subway on June 21 for the first day of summer.

“Hey, it’s national subway day! Let’s get some subway!”

by Playwise_203 June 20, 2021

subway challenge

Successfully eating a 6 inch sub with everything on it from subway.

"Dude do the subway challenge."

"I would like a 6 inch sub with everything you have to offer."

by ZP16 April 15, 2014