by imtheonedontwayaton May 7, 2017
Get the subway cockmug. A game that needs ultimate focus and agility which can only be mastered by the greatest of the even greater. The fancy men blessed this game upon us year 2012 this is when the chosen ones rose to take care of with class.
Unknowing fool: omg! What’s that game I’ve never seen it
Mischievous genius: it is subway surf you bastard, now scram I can’t be seen with people of your knowledge class.
Same fool: but I only wanted to know what you were playing
Mischievous genius: you can’t get the gift you have to be born with if, every morning I wake and begin grinding subway surf. It’s not a choice you get chosen by the life style.
The fool: (too flabbergasted to even utter a word falls to his knees and prays in silence…..)
Mischievous genius: it is subway surf you bastard, now scram I can’t be seen with people of your knowledge class.
Same fool: but I only wanted to know what you were playing
Mischievous genius: you can’t get the gift you have to be born with if, every morning I wake and begin grinding subway surf. It’s not a choice you get chosen by the life style.
The fool: (too flabbergasted to even utter a word falls to his knees and prays in silence…..)
by Chevreentusiast May 9, 2022
Get the Subway surfmug. by Jake The Snake 🐍 April 18, 2018
Get the Subway Bandmug. When 2 dudes are cheek to cheek, and 1 shits in the other dudes butt, and they’re now sharing a single log, they become brothers.
by FuckGuyTheThird July 24, 2021
Get the New York Subwaymug. An underground train system usually with multiple lines, like the New York City Subway, whose lines are lettered A-Z (except H, I, K, O, P, T (future), U, V, and Y) and numbered 1 to 7
The New York City Subway is the best
by Cdjdllpo299 June 2, 2023
Get the Subwaymug. by homienotkay May 11, 2018
Get the subway sellmug. by Tim September 3, 2004
Get the Subway mapmug.