by Power the all mighty!! April 18, 2023
Get the Gigachad with a standmug. What one does when they are too drunk to engage in normal standing. Characterized by odd, often gravity defying moves, while at least one foot remains firmly planted
Man, last night Rose came home from the PTO so trashed on Mad Dog that she was in the freestyle standing championships.
by 1veryangrybuddhist March 2, 2011
Get the Freestyle Standingmug. The opposite of a "butterface" (but-her-face). A Donut Stand or "do not stand" is a person who has an attractive face but a less than desirable figure. Denotes a person that should remain seated as not to betray the person's best feature, his/her face.
Similar to a carface
Similar to a carface
by Hilarity Mitten October 16, 2008
Get the Donut Standmug. its a trash ass game that you shouldnt play because the owner is a femboy/racist/pessimist/biased/ugly nigga/weird nigga/gets no bitches/ruined the game and sucks big fat sweaty smega covered boners and chokin on big fat 12 inch girthy dicks
by gerjlsedrgjlergkjwerglikgrw March 3, 2023
Get the stands awakeningmug. The act of attempting to do a solo keg stand on an already tapped out keg resulting with a fall due to the top heaviness of the dumb ass trying to be cool.
Person 1: Holy shit did you see that kid fall on his face.
Person 2: Yeah dude those Craig Stands never work.
Person 2: Yeah dude those Craig Stands never work.
by thecraigery November 12, 2011
Get the Craig Standmug. by meggymc August 16, 2016
Get the Clam Standmug. A sex position where the man stands on a ladder to where his penis is the exact height of her mouth, and she gives him head.
by Horny Frey 2 May 19, 2023
Get the The Standing Omug.