relationship fat

When someone in a relationships gains a couple pounds due to being comfortable with their partner

Person A: hey has Jessica put on weight??
Person B: nah mate, she’s just relationship fat

by Pink sock May 31, 2018

Deathbed Relationship

A phrase used to describe a happy couple whose relationship you believe will only end when they're both old, grey, and one of them is dead.

Ryan and Kiley are so happy together, that's a deathbed relationship right there.

by muchginger_wow August 17, 2014

Relationship Points

aka Relay Points

a) Akin to Guy Points in that when you do something simple or acknowledgeable for your partner that you don't really want to do or simply never thought of doing and can be used of evidence that you really care in your relationship.

Girlfriend: Wow when was the last time you've done something like that for me?

Boyfriend: Are you kidding me? What about all those relationship points I racked up on those "shopping expeditions" with your mother?

by JooceyFr00t November 29, 2011

relationship pardon

Where, typically at the end of a relationship, one or usually both parties extend forgiveness for all bad acts performed during the course of the relationship.

Ex 1: You never apologized for x.
Ex 2: I didn't have to. It was covered under the relationship pardon.

by [e-mail] February 5, 2009

Relationship P45

Pragmatic notification by text, email, phone call to notify someone that their relationship with you is now at an end.

"Did you hear? Peter , the cowardly twunt, issued Linda with a relationship P45 by text!"
"Quick! Get the tissues. She's gonna blow!"

by Eema Braazkumov July 15, 2016

toxic relationship

a toxic relationship between two people who argue over nonsense and how trust issues.

Boy 1: “damn sofia and brandon are toxic asf”

Boy 2: “they have a toxic relationship”

by jakesgreat01 February 1, 2021

Relationship goals

Ford hindbaugh and Myleigh gramson

"Damn I want to be Relationship goals like Ford and Myleigh"

"Babe we can never be as cool as them"

by Ford Hindbaugh April 24, 2020