Curtis

Curtis is the most expensive human ever to buy. Hes sexy and awesome, and he'll be the best boyfriend ever. Not to mention, everyone loves him. Surely a sexy man! Plus the handsomeness!

Omg, I wish I was dating Curtis instead of that other bitch!

by a1a1sex November 24, 2021

Curtis

Has the biggest cock in the world gets all the hoes starting at his boner. No one can compete

Curtis is such a hottie

by Your_mom69-69 February 15, 2022

Dirty Curtis

When you're trying to wipe your ass and your asshole pinches off a piece of toilet paper and sucks it up inside.

I got a Dirty Curtis when I wiped my ass and had to shit it back out.

by anonymous October 11, 2025

Damon curtis cox

Hot sexy motherfucker that is very caring. Has big muscles as well as a six pack and is very scary when mad. He is very kind, loving, and a good friend.

Damon curtis cox is very sexy with his big muscles.

by Sexy Muscle man November 16, 2019

Curtis

Someone who loves Marcus

Curtis

by Kinkz November 23, 2021

John Curtis

A god in Half-Life 2, he's sneaky as a ninja while escaping from combine but deadly as a uh..john curtis when combine make him mad or kill his dog.

Citizen: Have you heard of John Curtis?
Civil Protection Officer: *has flashbacks*

by theultimaterandomnessepic September 12, 2019

curtis moment

when someone named curtis says something that is gay, stupid, hentai/weeb related, or acts completely oblivious to the current conversation/current event

'bro thats a curtis moment' 'lets hope we don't get a curtis moment tonight'

by yuh4132 June 16, 2020