Cleveland Christmas

When you lube her ass hole with oil and then in a Lebron James-esque , pre-game ritual way powder her ass with cinnamon and sugar.

“Last night my bitch was feeling merry. So I decided to give her a Cleveland Christmas.”

by Kean Dermann October 25, 2018

Christmas Shit

When a group of people stay up until midnight on Christmas eve, then all take a dump together in an outdoor setting

Sis: We're going to be up late tonight. We have to take our Christmas Shit in the back yard.
Bro: oh right, I almost forgot about that.

by TheSleazyBroseph January 6, 2011

christmas miracle

Any unusual and happy event that takes place during December, especially any event on Christmas Day or close to Christmas Day

"Your packages arrived early! It's a christmas miracle"

"We won our trip to Hawaii on Christmas! It's a christmas miracle"

by Nitwitlover December 17, 2016

christmas graduate

a student (usually university or college) who drops out at Christmastime when they go back home to visit their parents. Often caused by homesickness, academic failure, unpopularity, or a significant other living back at home.

Person 1: Man, did you hear that George isn't coming back after Christmas?
Person 2: Damn Christmas graduates.

________

Person 1: I need to move out of residence asap. Know of any places available?
Person 2: Wait until January when all the Christmas graduates sublet their apartments.

by allohamorah December 7, 2006

christmas dinner

A dinner scheduled at Christmas in which you meet all your relatives who you would never see or have any form of communication with (other than this day), and talk about stupid shit like how the weathers been, how well you're doing in school, how much weight people gained, and when you're going to get a girlfriend. Then talk to your hot cousin who you would seriously fuck if she wasnt your relative (but always keep your feelings bottled up inside because NO ONE wants to know that). Then you all eat a giant turkey and ham with stuffing, then have dessert. Then never talk to each other for the corrisponding year, (because you're "family") until the next inevitable Christmas dinner comes along.

I hate Christmas dinner, can you tell?

by The Legend of Zelda December 19, 2004

Christmas Noob

A person who has recieved a video game for Christmas, despite the fact that thousands of others already had the game. When they play they get their ass shat on. One can always tell a Christmas noob because 2 - 5 days after christmas, they're level of skill/rank is much lower than others'.

Wow, that kid just got raped, he must be a christmas noob.

How is that kid only a level 17?!?! Oh, wait...christmas noob.

by Strummer52 January 7, 2010

christmas fatigue

A deterioration of your Christmas spirit due to the length and supersaturation of the holiday throughout every aspect of society.

I see Christmas in stores starting November 1st. By December I am suffering from Christmas Fatigue.

My favorite radio station going 24/7 Holiday music was the last straw for my Christmas Fatigue.

by DRFNM November 7, 2013