wet thing

a very attractive female usually wearing sexy clothes that inspires an observing male to get wet

Male 1 - "did you see the new j-lo video? "
Male 2 - "yeah its cracking, she's such a fucking wet thing, i'd do her till christmas."

by Douggie November 3, 2006

Stranger Things

Something that is amazing, but no matter where I go people won't show up about it.

Bill " Hey Jim! How was your day? "
Jim " Have you seen Stranger Things? It's good. '
Bill " I'm going to shove my arm down my throat and pull out my stomach. "

by MoistyWaters December 31, 2017

Cryssie Thing

The most disappointing thing anyone can do.

Thing- oh wow that was a thing

Cryssie thing- wtf was that dude? That was so fucking stupid wtf, you have officially disappointed your ancestors and brought inexplainable dishonor on your family.

Dude that was such a cryssie thing.

by TaintedMarshmellow September 13, 2018

and that's another thing

a phrase engineered as a synonym of 'moreover', but instead serving as an enhancement of an argument that a pissed off person uses against another person, in a sudden burst of listing no big deal annoyances.

-And that's another thing, you're always trivialising everything I say by getting the last word! Well, you're not getting the last word this time!
-Wow.
-Double-wow!

by ra4ko April 16, 2013

Stranger things

Stranger things is the best show every there are 3 seasons and their coming out with a 4th. If you don't know what stranger things is then I'm sorry for you.

Ima watch Stranger things.

Stranger things is the best

by Lady grey 3108 November 11, 2019

flashy-thing

(verb/noun) AKA a neuralizer or having one used on you. Fictional gadget from the Men in Black movie that erases a person's memory and allows the wielder to replace it with spoken instructions similar to post-hypnotic suggestions.

Past tense: flashy-thinged

Jay: Did you ever flashy-thing me? Kay: No.
Jay: I ain't playing with you, K. Did you ever flashy-thing me? Kay: No.

by Plenipotentiary May 18, 2016

Kid-Thing

A male glasses wearing humanoid beetween the ages of 13-19 who displays odd social tendencies including the inability to tuck in their shirt, a voice way deeper than they have any buisness having, the power to lurk in the darkness with Batman-like prescison, enjoys eating peanut butter out of a bucket, and several other bizzare social quirks. Native to wooded areas in Vermont. Reportedly whispers "Scream for me" into victims ear before attacking. A kid thing can get as tall a 5'4 at peak maturity.

I think that Kid-Thing ate my moonpies.

by $ Coin Money $ January 16, 2012