classic lover

That one person who keeps on describing about their crush on their social media stories and also irl and can't stop listening to heartbreak songs even though they have never felt the touch of the opposite gender .

A: *Posts a story on their ig account saying possibly the most romantic thing you have ever heard.
B: Oh you are such a classic lover .
C: Shut up he has never felt the touch of any women and most probably never will.

by Hades512 March 9, 2023

Phil Classic

A very good done cumilingus, and shit store handover in Lidl. Seen very often by his fellow managers,

Dude Look at this warehouse!!! Typical Phil Classic!

by 11113 February 6, 2022

Malan Classic

a nickname for a dick pic

I was texting that girl Sev and I gave her a Malan Classic

by GirthyFella May 4, 2019

Classic Beetle

The Volkswagen Type 1, widely known as the Volkswagen Beetle, is an economy car produced by the German auto maker Volkswagen (VW) from 1938 until 2003. With over 21 million manufactured in an air-cooled, rear-engined, rear-wheel drive configuration, the Beetle is the longest-running and most-manufactured automobile of a single design platform anywhere in the world.The Beetle was officially designated as the Volkswagen Type 1 and was marketed in Europe by the designations Volkswagen 1100, 1200, 1300, 1500, or 1600 – denoting its engine size. The model became widely known in its home country as the Käfer, German for "beetle", and the model ultimately took the same nickname in English. In the 1950s, the Beetle was more comfortable and powerful than most European small cars, having been designed for sustained high speed on the Autobahn. It remained a top seller in the US, owing much of its success to high build-quality and innovative advertising, ultimately giving rise to variants, including the Volkswagen Karmann Ghia and the Volkswagen Type 2 van.

Person 1: Hey whats that?
Person 2: Thats a classic beetle!
Person 1: Whats that!
Person 2 : The greatest car ever!

by WINNING....................... April 8, 2011

Classical Biscuit

1) A ridiculously good goal.

2) Anything in off the bar.

3) That volley by Tony Yeboah.

"He's a fat bastard but that was a classical biscuit"

by Toby Conglomorate June 14, 2008

Classic Dannyboy

a youtuber that makes gaming content, including games like fortnite and minecraft, Classic Dannyboy was thirteen when he first started his youtube channel on the 19th of November 2019.

Classic Dannyboy is also very passionate about his small youtube community.

Classic Dannyboys birthday is the 27th of February, born on 2006.

Classic Dannyboy will always be slightly better than you, at every thing.

by SomeRandomGuyThatKnowsStuff August 11, 2020

nes classic

That one thing that you can never get for less than $300. Filthy scalpers, ya dumb cunts.

Bob:Holly shit Nintendo released this cool thing that people actually buy... the nes classic

Bob(3 minutes later):aaand there gone.

by Mother Cluckers succ my wiggly August 6, 2017