Text Bitch

Someone whom you text just to keep you company. You don’t have feelings for this person, but somehow you develop a daily routine with them :- updating about your day, sharing random thoughts with each other, banter and the occasional shoulder to cry on/support system.

Ben's been texting Katy almost everyday for over a month now but that's as far as it goes. She's just his text bitch. Anything more than that, is considered too much.

by dazedyetconfused48 January 22, 2020

Text-crave

A deep desire of being connected with others through messages.

Devank sensed a text-crave whenever his colleague messaged her boyfriend.

by dksingh September 11, 2020

Post Text Syndrome

The feeling that the phone in your pocket is vibrating from texts, even though you are not getting any.

No mom,I am not getting any texts, I am just suffering from post text syndrome.

by goduke123 January 23, 2009

one-text wonder

1.a person, while during any time in their day, sends only one text to someone inquiring "what's up" or "what are you up to tonight", after which, the recipient responds only to hear from that person days later when the cycle repeats.

"Timmy is a notorious one-text wonder."

by alupinthat April 3, 2010

Buying Textbooks

(adjective) {bahy-iung/tekst-books}
A sadistict torture ritual performed by most colleges and universities upon students. After paying a fortune in money they dont have for tutition, students are required to shell out more for "required reading material" they will never touch because they have the internet. The act of purchasing these books is easily comparible to smacking ones-self in the face with a brick. buying them offline is a know way to ease the pain of buying textbooks, but its still a pain in the a**.

Person 1: "what are you doing"
Person 2: "buying textbooks for school"
Person 1: "use amazon, and heres a brick- it might make things less painful"

by Vanderhouvvven January 16, 2011

tit text

When you put your smartphone in your shirt pocket and your man teat sends a text message.

If you don't shut off your phone before you put it in your stupid button down clone shirt, you could be tit texting your asshole boss

by edsea9 November 12, 2011

Hendrix text

A text message, which was written and sent while the mobile phone is behind the writer/senders back. Named after the on stage guitar moves of Jimi Hendrix.

Mary: Damn, I need to send a text message to Dave - think I left the iron on.
Kelly: You better send a Hendrix text so Bob can't see you - he's about to start his announcement.

by buckonz May 9, 2014