tequila suicide

i was told to snort the tequila, squeeze lemon in your eye and then lick the salt...

i did a double tequila suicide last night, one for each nostril just to maintain a healthy balance. i also recommend replacing the salt with black pepper for a little spice...we called it a killer sanchez!

by kyle74 November 9, 2006

Tequila hero

A popular method of drinking tequila in Dublin, first the salt must be cut into a line and snorted up the nostrils, next the tequila shot is drank in the usual fashion, finished by squirting all the lemon juice into the eye (both eyes optional).

Adverse Side effects: Blindness, Anosmia, Pink eye, Nausea, Dizziness

I was made do a tequila hero at the office Christmass party and now I'm blind.

by David Jacques December 11, 2008

Tequilla Dicked

the act of getting angry at Your parents signifigant other drinking over half of their tequilla and pissing in the bottle to refill it and then watching them drink it.

"Dude, my moms boyfriend drank all the Tequilla and it pissed me off, so I Tequilla Dicked the bottle, sat back and watched as he drank it

by ginrummy1 November 21, 2011

tequila sex

Tequila Sex is when you have been married so long that you are no longer attracted to your spouse for various reasons. You need to take a couple tequila shots before you even go there to kiss or have sex, to numb the pain.

John and I had tequila sex last night, to make it bearable to me.

by Cubby Cubster June 12, 2014

tequila back door

The tequila back door (tbd) requires three steps.
1) SALT- one should lick the ring of another's anus, then salt should be applied generously.
2) TEQUILA- is poured down the anus.
3) LEMON- Squirt it in your ass.

For females, the lemon, or all ingredients can be taken front door. TFD.

hey big dog, wanna do a tequila back door??

by Dick Bu$h April 2, 2007

Tequila Slammer

When you are bangin a Mexican chick, especially from behind or doggie, while drinking tequila...and spill some tequila into the vagina or anus to use as lubrication.

I was ass banging this hot ass Mexican chick from El Paso and drinking some Cuervo and I decided to Tequila Slammer her!

by Highspeedmd December 28, 2011

tequiero

Spanish texted frase meaning "I like you like a friend" the absence of the space between "te" and "quiero" makes the difference between the common frase "te quiero" meaning "I like or love you like a g/f or b/f". This difference is only made by texting, and is commonly used between friends when they are saying good bye.

Example 1:
Person 1: See you tomorrow
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: Bye
Person 2: Bye
Person 1: tequiero

Example 2:
You are a great friend, I can always trust on you tequiero.

by text meanings September 17, 2012