Tender Beer

A Tender Beer is when your dick is very soft and you are pissing your mind out from beer.

Accidently pissed myself from drinking last night. Ripped a Tender Beer.

by funnymanbro February 10, 2024

Tenderizing the Meat

It like holding a person hostage but you still kill him. You use him as bait kind of.

Buttsniff |||: Can you kill me now?
Me: NO! I'm tenderizing the meat.

by Julio Guadelupe is a good boy April 9, 2018

cat tenders

a skinny cat

my cat tenders ate themselves

by cabagekid69 April 5, 2022

tender loving care

TLC.

It's good to be tender loving care.

by Debskelly1985 April 23, 2023

tender age shelter

A euphemism for a concentration camp for children.

The Trump Administration claimed they were placing children separated from their parents into 'tender age shelters', but everyone knew they really were placing them in concentration camps.

by PainfulTruths June 20, 2018

French Fries and Chicken Tenders

You are dumb, I quit, and may the god that doesn't exist have mercy on your soul.

-"Coronavirus was man-made and only God can stop it"
-"Ok, French Fries and Chicken Tenders"

by taranahte April 15, 2020

tender noodle

someone who is over sensitive, or soft to any given situation.

"did you see that know it all get upset they were actually wrong? I know, what a tender noodle."

by Miroku007 May 10, 2021