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tainted tampon

the process of ripping out the girls tampon while she is asleep and put glue on it and shove it back into her vagina and put glue on it and stick it back in
i gave carla a tainted tampon last night
by helter skeltor September 9, 2014
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temporary tampon

What you call your penis when your girlfriend is on her period and you have sex.
I played temporary tampon with my girlfriend last night and it was gross
by slackersgirl2015 January 8, 2015
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Nostril Tampon

A big wad of toilet paper crushed together and shaped like a finger that you stuff up into your nostril to stop a nose bleed.
This method works, try it. Thank goodness for "Nostril Tampons"!.
by Unkle Foreplay September 2, 2010
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Tampon TeaBag

This is an orgy based activity where someone cums into the mouth of another's with a fresh blood dripping tampon, being swaped with saliva and spit with other love bits, this process with be repeated person to person, mouth to mouth, blood, cum, and other body fluids mixing together like concrete, until it reaches the last victim, from therefore, they will then return that evening's unique concoxin, to the rightful owner of the hot chocolate mug that the kids drink out of, now to the climax of this activity where the person who cums first must drink the special cocktail tampon and all.
Did you hear Michelle the dumb bitch cumed first and had to drink the tampon teabag?
by Redrocket912 December 18, 2021
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Butt tampon

The product of toilet paper being rolled up and shoved up the anal cavity in order to prevent swamp ass;the combination a sweat and poop in the butthole
The boy dropped his butt tampon during a soccer game on a humid day
by Slaybae24 October 15, 2017
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The French Tampon

When you soak your tampons in only the finest French champagnes. Such as a Salon Blanc de Blancs Le Mesnil-sur-Oger 2002. or a Pol Roger Sir Winston Churchill. Chilled is best, the champagne and the tampon.
"J'ai trempé mon tampon uniquement dans le meilleur champagne français" - How you tell people you are doing the French Tampon.
by Le Chatouilleur Français March 7, 2023
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tampon torpedo

A tampon torpedo is when a girl pulls out her bloody tampon, sticks it in her ass, and farts shooting the tampon out like a torpedo
Man the sex was great then she hit me with a tampon torpedo
by Ace102007 April 22, 2020
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