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thread

Someone that’s is keeping you alive; happy.
I’m hanging by a thread. My best friend, Olivia, is my thread.
by charlidanelio January 12, 2021
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bed thread

Posting a thread from a horizontal position preferably in a bed between the hours of 11 pm and 7 am.
Can’t believe she posted that…must’ve been a bed thread.
by voldermortsfunkylaugh July 6, 2023
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thread fic

"I read this really cool thread fic the other day"
"Oh neat"
"Yeah I just wish it wasn't on the elongated muskrat website"
by newwwwusername July 15, 2023
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Threads

Have you tried Threads?
by tbk-i-win June 19, 2025
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Polish Threads

An effeminate article of clothing worn by a straight man who can pull off wearing it without looking gay.

•The name is derived from the floral costumes Polish men are often seen wearing on holidays.
•One need not necessarily proclaim a " no homo " when recognising any Polish Threads as fire, fly, or sweet, etc.
•One may own more than one piece of Polish Threads, but if he really into it, then he kinda sus

•Polish Threads are in no way gay, and are supportive of the fact that men can wear and appreciate stereotypically "effeminate" things without in any way damaging their masculinity.
•Hawaiian shirts do not count as Polish Threads
Person 1: Damn, them some sweet Polish Threads!

Person 2: Thanks! I appreciate your lack of ignorance regarding the depth and complexity of male expression possible through clothing!
by moinstavich May 21, 2019
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Thread the needle

When a lad (or preferred sex) is on the shitter whilst their best friend is pissing between their legs.
Wyatt: Jack I really have to shit
Jack: I really have to piss. Wanna thread the needle
by Captain mole butt July 23, 2025
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Thread Clogger

A person who posts multiple links on Facebook and causes their friends' feed to be inundated with useless information.
She posts links to celebrity birthdays 10 times in a row every morning. I know, she's such a thread clogger.
by SublimeBabie April 16, 2011
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