jab shield

Is what you say when someone either within a defined perimeter, or smell-shot radius of you, farts. If you are the farter, you must pass the fart by tapping (or hitting) someone, and then shouting jab shield, which prevents it from being passed back. If someone smells your fart they can shout jabshield before you have decided to even pass it, thereby alerting others to the fart. The objective is to not be the person stuck with the fart.

Bill: {fart}
Bill hits Bob
Bill: Jab shield!
Bob: Doh!
Ben: Jab shield!
Bryan: Jab shield!
Bob hits Bernard
Bob: Jabshield!
Bernard: Dammit!

Bernard is stuck with the fart.

by yoyoyoyourmama July 26, 2006

Hot Button Shield

A controversial or activist topic used to deflect criticism, typically in a creative work.

The movie wasn't celebrating the culture, it was more using it. The "diversity" is that movie is such a hot button shield for their terrible writing.

by Sparks808 December 12, 2023

Shield

To fall off of a steep architecture or cliff.

Different ways of use:
Shield
Shieldeded
Shelden

“Did you hear about Shawn?”

“I know, so crazy!”

“I never thought he would Shield like that, bro!”

by BobAintRealGuys May 15, 2022

Dick-Shield

Someone (usually a BFF) that helps drive away a guy who can't take a hint. A person you've asked in advance to play cock block so you don't have to hurt someone's feelings or pity fuck them.

*reverse wingman
*premeditated cock-block

"Since, Jeff's bringing my phone charger later, I'm watching your kid tonight, Suzanne. He surely won't try to fuck me while I'm holding a newborn. Your baby is going to be the best dick-shield ever."

by spaceymaree February 4, 2020

Jake Shields

the most fucking awesome ufc middle weight fighter.

Jake Shields kicked that guys ass.

by martin0246 December 23, 2011

hawk shield

A heavy, winter coat. Especially when used as protection against cold, bitter winds ("The Hawk"). First usage heard in Chicago in 60's.

"Man, that wind was bitin', I put on my hawk shield an' booked for the crib"

by Philliam13 December 8, 2006

Troll Shielding

When you attempt to join an organization or group with the intent of preventing yourself from being fucked with and or avoid criticism.

Frank: Did you know that Stan is gay?
John: Stan is only pretending to be gay for the purposes of troll shielding.

by AnthonyCumia June 17, 2024