jessica barnes

a legend who just reads erotica all day.

that is all.

gary; "hey jessica u wanna peg me tonight babz xxx?"

Jessica Barnes; "no fuck off, im wanking and reading erotica you eejit"

by pubes.com November 21, 2020

poop barn

An alternative name for a man or woman’s hind quarters.

Take a look at the poop barn on her!

by Pokyhontas January 23, 2023

barn to dance

A phrase used if you are just barn to dance. If you got that pizzazz, or desire to dance, then this word is for you. You have to have talent though. Some people are just "barn with it". Some are not. The question is, are you barn to dance?

Wow! Would you look at Danny! He can dance so well! He is definitely barn to dance!
Maybe he's just barn with it.

by emogirlxx04 February 17, 2022

Barn Boy

A Gay boy with barn somewhere in there name with no chance of love

Go fuck yourself barn boy

by Its real 11 December 28, 2016

Barn Doorians

Guys who leave the stall door partially ajar while sitting on the toilet in a public mens room,thus fooling one into thinking there's no one in there and when you go to open it they then push back on it thus prompting the phrase 'were you born in a barn?'

Anyone in here? Oh why don't you close the door,what were you born in a barn? Barn Doorians.

by JoeNJ2 January 1, 2011

barn party

a party in barn where everyone who comes brings any kind of drugs or pills from the medicine cabinet and throws them all into a bowl and you just walk by it and take some drugs and probably get fucked up. stupidest kind of party ever.

barn party = fucking stupid

by tr17 June 19, 2009

Jonathan Barnes

Huge cock, makes women come 10 times over, stomps on other fags.
Cum tastes of marshmallows.

I got Jonathan Barnes'd last night.

by jem1847 April 18, 2016