tragedy mining

When news outlets throw out every nugget of information they have, no matter how insignificant, during a national tragedy to garner traffic.

The news did a three page story on that spree killer’s green shirt. Straight up tragedy mining.

by R.Crab October 3, 2017

dirt mining

anal sex

Did you enjoy dirt mining last night?

by skyhigh_etc September 20, 2016

shaft mining

Another term for a handjob, you jack someone off and mine their shaft for their cum.

Jenna: I totally shaft mined him the other day, I got that sweet sweet cum
Sally: man Jenna your the best at shaft mining

by Themagicruby April 25, 2017

Doggie Mine

Dog poopies left on the lawn, sidewalk, or any other surface you can walk on.

Watch out! You almost stepped in that Doggie Mine!

by anonymous158 February 27, 2011

mine the cave

Have sex.

Greg got to mine the cave so many time last night he had almost no diggers to insert left.

by Smith dux Wurd August 19, 2017

Poo mining

What is poo mining, I hear you ask with great interest? It is another name for anal sex. The reasoning being that:
- It involves a deep, dark hole
- It involves a shaft
- There certainly isn't any gold to be found in the cavities of this mine
- If you put a canary in there it would almost certainly die from the fumes

See you later lads, I'm off poo mining.

by CG Badman June 19, 2017

Mines Moon

Delicious beer mixture of Blue Moon and Killian's Irish Red. Invented at Colorado School of Mines

Bartender: What do you want to drink?
Me: I'll have a Mines Moon

by pbjwaffles December 28, 2016