by ThirdLegJones June 04, 2015
A sex position where the man stands on a ladder to where his penis is the exact height of her mouth, and she gives him head.
by Horny Frey 2 May 19, 2023
by meggymc August 17, 2016
A Standing Cervetti is a rare occurrence that happens when the female lifts the male up in the air by his heels so that they can both perform oral sex on each other.
Friend1: "Whoa dude. I heard Kara gave Matt the ole Standing Cervetti last night. That's insane."
Friend2: "Yeah.....well, she is almost 7 feet tall and built like a moose. She dangled him like a towel blowing in the wind."
Friend1: "Kara is freakin' wild. I need a girl like that."
Friend2: "Yeah.....well, she is almost 7 feet tall and built like a moose. She dangled him like a towel blowing in the wind."
Friend1: "Kara is freakin' wild. I need a girl like that."
by Mr. Luxy December 09, 2020
its a trash ass game that you shouldnt play because the owner is a femboy/racist/pessimist/biased/ugly nigga/weird nigga/gets no bitches/ruined the game and sucks big fat sweaty smega covered boners and chokin on big fat 12 inch girthy dicks
by gerjlsedrgjlergkjwerglikgrw March 04, 2023
When you tell someone about something thats happening in your life, they will stand in the G.AP.
Cohen: Man I am about to start a new chapter in my life "school"
Dre: Dwu! brother i will be "Standing in the G.A.P" for you
Cohen: Man I am about to start a new chapter in my life "school"
Dre: Dwu! brother i will be "Standing in the G.A.P" for you
by Cman1989 July 26, 2013
The opposite of a "butterface" (but-her-face). A Donut Stand or "do not stand" is a person who has an attractive face but a less than desirable figure. Denotes a person that should remain seated as not to betray the person's best feature, his/her face.
Similar to a carface
Similar to a carface
by Hilarity Mitten August 22, 2008