Reckless Spiderman

-After busting a nut on your girlfriend's chin you wipe it off and smack her best friend on the back of the head with it. Originated by Kelle Mccormick.

Kelle: "When I get out Haley and Caitlin are going to be getting The Reckless Spiderman"
Caitlin: "I'll fucking choke you."

by Caitbone June 25, 2009

Swedish SpiderMan

When you and your partners are having sex, Take a knife and make a hole. After that put your dick in your partners arms and starts cumming inside. Fast, patch up the hole. Wait for a few minutes. Then cut their wrists, after that they will be shooting web

Bryan: Hey chad i have your mom a swedish Spiderman last night
Chad: now we are equal

by Anus EpilepsyMan December 19, 2020

Irish Spiderman

When you get so piss drunk that you have to use the wall to walk to hand over hand walk your way around.

You-"Wow dude he is pretty torn up"
Your friend- "HAHA wow dude he looks like an Irish Spiderman"

by Karl_Franz July 15, 2010

Bearded Spiderman

When a boy cums in his hand, webs it over the girl's mouth then pulls a handful of his own pubes out and throws them on top so it sticks like a beard.

'You look different today...'
'Yeah i got bearded spiderman last night..'

by Lily Spunkface November 4, 2011

Whacky Spiderman

Tying a noose around your neck whilst jerking off. Usually improves the quality of the meat beating process. You need to go fast or else you might suffocate and die. Most recognizably known in the move Worlds Greatest Dad with Robin Williams.

Guy 1: did you hear that Bobby died yesterday?
Guy 2: omg no what happened?!
Guy 1: he was trying to do a whacky spiderman but was too long and he died.

by HandHelper January 7, 2016

The SpiderMan

when you wake up the next morning after a one night stand and the girl is still in your bed so you go into a spider-man like pose with your feet towards her and push her off.

Jake: Yeah, this girl was still in my bed the next morning so I had to SpiderMan her out of my bed.
Drake: Oh man, you totally SpiderMan'd her.

The SpiderMan, when you push a girl out of your bed after a one night stand

by urbanboy12515 August 27, 2018

The Spiderman

When your getting a blowjob and you pull out right before climax. You say "thwip" then you blow your load on their mouth sealing it shut.

Dude, I totally did the Spiderman after my bj.

by The spiderman September 19, 2018