Pork snorkel

When you perform cunnilingus on a woman at such a depth, and for such a considerable duration that a flexible drinking straw is required to be used as a temporary snorkel to provide oxygen and prevent asphyxiation.

My girlfriend wants me to go down on her with considerable vigour for over an hour, I’m gonna need a pork snorkel to get out alive!

by Leonardo da finchy October 15, 2025

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Snorkel snapped

The act of pulling the snorkel face mask away from the face of another person and letting it snap right back into their face.

Tess was snorkeling when all of a sudden Brian went right up to her and Snorkel snapped her.

by snorkelsnapking September 23, 2009

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Creamy San Angelo Snorkel

while receiving a blowjob, you submerge the head of the woman in a bathtub, causing her to suck for air as you cram your junk down her gasping throat. making her suck on your johnson for air while being submerged in a jar of mayonaise.

Mary: i keep coughing up white liquid.
Amy: why is that???
Mary: my boyfriend gave me the creamy san angelo snorkel last night and i keep coughing this goo up and im not even sure if its cum or mayonaise anymore or both and its freaking me out.
Amy: WHAT THE FUCK!!!!????

by Goo_Gargler9000 November 16, 2025

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Anal snorkel

Anular breathing apparatus, flatulents realease valve. I’m some southern communities used as a fart suppression tool

Hey Geoff , throw me my anal snorkel I’m going for a soak

by Stan3108 August 29, 2018

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Snorkel

A rush of nicotine water usually consumed by the nostrils. Origin of word coming from the county jail as way of an inn-mates nicotine consumption compensation. (Nicotine water)

Hey man, “when you’re finished with your e-cig; Could I please get the feather for a snorkel?”

Yeah man

Thanks!

Snort

by Isla Dorsey October 28, 2025

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