slack privilege

blaming poor performance on prior poor performance

Logan's room had declined cartoonish depiction, as he invoked slack privilege to family and friends.

by MikeFigurski February 22, 2023

Slack

Lack of tension or tightness: When referring to physical objects, slack means that something is loose or not pulled tight.

I picked up the rod and wound in the slack

by Leander27 April 22, 2023

Slack

Famous DEI practitioner and COVID diversity hire, slack was so useless that he turned to human trafficking his “affinity group” in his office and got fired for being the most useless mf to ever exist.

“That kid is such a slack bro”
“Slack slack slack”

by Galvatron 1999 December 7, 2023

Jaw-slack

When someone who thinks they can fight threatens to punch someone they cannot beat

Imma turn his jaw-slack

by Pimp Tyrone October 12, 2021

Slack Factor

The ratio of the number of employees in a firm, to the number of Slack channels used by the firm. The higher the Slack Factor, the higher the number of Slack channels per employee, and the lower the possibility of finding that one message you know you just read a minute ago that you needed to respond to.

I just saw a question from Larry, but our Slack Factor is so high, I don't even remember what channel it was in any more. I guess he's not getting an answer.

by Neuticle September 30, 2021

Slack Texter

A slack texter is somebody who doesn't really text back or isn't consistent with their texting .

___ is a slack texter ! They never text me back 🙄

by JesusLover07 July 3, 2021

I've slacked tech

When you're too lazy to fix the job yourself, you simply Slack the tech department to make the problem go away.

"Hey Noah, are the screens fixed yet?" - "I dunno, I've slacked Tech"

by Mikhailwh November 15, 2022