To engage in premarital relations with a "one night stand", impregnate them, and leap out with birdlike arms from the hotel window, flying away to avoid confrontation from her.... pesky husband.
by Allekatsu June 25, 2024

Getting Slacked is equivalent to getting "owned". When said to a women after sex, it is both equivalent to getting "owned" and impregnated.
The term originates from the streamer/content creator SlackATK and his fellow streamers KYR_Sp33dy and SideArms4Reason.
The term originates from the streamer/content creator SlackATK and his fellow streamers KYR_Sp33dy and SideArms4Reason.
by 14karatcopper March 21, 2024

by Jas0nb March 5, 2021

Inherently the Man with the plan. One born with original slack that transcended slack itself to reach pro status.
One who has not descended into false slack at any point, ever.
One who has not descended into false slack at any point, ever.
Wow, everything is falling into place, just like it should, talk about Pro Slack. The pieces are falling into place, the cards are thrown, onwards and upwards, non stop to the top. This is the way I had it planned, I'm Pro slack baby.
by jojo420 May 10, 2010

When you have sex with a female without a condom, you then drop an anvil on her head and fly away with your elytra.
by pooslayer89 July 7, 2024

Prevention of someone else's ability to slack off. At work, if your computer is being repaired, but you are offered a loaner to continue to be productive, the IT guy 'slack blocked' you. If at home, you're significant other presents a reasonable request to do something, that prevents you from vegging.
My computer is being worked on by IT and I thought I'd have the afternoon off, but they slack blocked me with a loaner machine.
by ChadinDarien July 17, 2024

by char.char November 26, 2017
