Skittles

A jerk, or a person who tends to act in a sociopathic nature but undiagnosed and unfavorable by nature

Oh my god, he is such a skittles!
I know I can't stand him.

by Jamal Hazard )( January 9, 2007

skittle feltching

v. the act of inserting skittle candies into the vagina, waiting 10-15 minutes, and then eating said skittles out of the vagina

jenny- "i have a horrible yeast infection from skittle feltching last week "

by andrew rrrrrrrrrrrr May 29, 2009

Skittle Pox

Skittle Pox is the new, politically correct name for Monkey Pox, with the Skittles Rainbow being a veiled symbolism for the Gay Pride flag.

"Hey, did you know that Johnny Dribble has the Skittle Pox all over his body - he told me to 'taste the rainbow', but that's just gross."

by Fuzzbuster111 August 2, 2022

skittle jacked

The instance of one of your friends stealing your skittles from right under your nose. This could be out of your pocket or while you are in the process of putting one in your mouth.

Person1: Woah man, what happened to my skittles?

Person2: You just got skittle jacked!

Person1: Damn! Not again!

by shananogins93 May 14, 2009

Fuckin' Skittles

1. Something amazingly fuckin awesome, and insanely mind blowing, to the point you want to go out and bang that nerdy fat kid's hot mother, or bang that drunk chick on your lap.

2. Beerbong.

3. Playing Nazi Zombies

4. About to go blow shit up. Or score some free beer (Ex. "Dood lets score some free beer!" "Fuckin' Skittles brah!"

We be Fuckin' Skittles on her boobies tonight!

by death50cola January 5, 2011

Kittle Skittle

Secret sexual fantasies which you have about people around you that if anyone knew, you'd most likely go to hell

"Wow Arthur! Did you just have a Kittle Skittle about me? SEE YOU IN CHURCH!"

by Yermy Battled Warter December 20, 2016

Skittle Bob

A person that is even gayer than the average gay

Bro Sam over there is a “Skittle Bob”, he was dating 3 guys at once bro.

by rustyisdusty June 19, 2020