Skid Row Mosquito

A mosquito that lives in the skid row area of downtown Los Angeles due to its drug addiction, poverty, and/or general lack of motivation and productivity. The skid row mosquito is also not able to find a job. The skid row mosquito general looks for and bites people that are forced to frequent the area for various reasons. A bite from a skid row mosquito may require a visit to the doctor, antibiotics, and time of from work.

Dang I went to work and got bit by a skid row mosquito down town and now I have to go to the doctor for some drugs and a note for work !

by Drog65 June 21, 2017

skid nose jew

This is someone of jewish descent that has screwed a hard
working man or woman out of their money.
This is a much older expression that is not widely used but should be given the current state of the economy.

that skid nose jew bernie madoff got what he deserved!
Now if they lock up the greedy skid nose jew bankers,that would make
my day!

by driver_im8 August 8, 2009

skid denial

When a skid talks about people and calls them skids when they are just ignoring the fact that they are just as grungy. Also, a person who calls themselves a nonconformist when they are just given themselves a different name with the same definition.

Paul: "Bryan is such a skid, look at his greasy hair."
Eric: "Dude, your hair is greasy as fuck too. You're in total skid denial."

by JonV6 September 9, 2007

four wheel skid

Cockney Rhyming slang (Cockney=Amusing London Dialect, for all you thick arse americans...That's LONDON...ENGLAND...understand?). Commonly accepted to mean a person of the jewish faith. Derivation follows from 'four wheel skid' = 'Yid' = Yiddisher' = person of the jewish faith. Also called 'four wheeler'.

Presumably in the modern age it is only a matter of time before they are called 4x4 incidents!

"Did you know that Heimi over there was a four wheel skid?"

"No, I knew he was a tight bastard, but I just thought he came from Bedford"

by STePPeNWoLFe September 10, 2006

skid rat goof

A skid, who is a rat and a goof. Somebody who hangs out with losers...you know, the loser group of people where there's so many losers they feel extreme, but are actually skids because they smoke butts and have pimples...and they're jealous of your ultimate coolness, so they rat you out to police. Thus enabling you to call them a goof. Might not actually be a child fucking goof, but the next worse thing.

It's your best friend's bday and you go out to the bar, even though you are on probation and have a court order against it. You see a skid rat goof in the bar and ignore them as they're obviously way below your pimp status. While you're stumbling back to your place at 4am that morning, the cops pick you up because they had an "anonymous tip" that your drunk ass was out on the street.

You: "That fucking skid rat goof!"

by westernclassics October 13, 2009

skid-boarding

Boarding on one's own skidmarks.

You take a bunch of fresh skidmarks from your shorts and smear them on the sidewalk. Then you take a board, get a running start, and hop on the board as you slide upon your skidmarks.

"Damn! Did you see my homie straight up just beat the skid-boarding world record for longest skid-board?"

by Eyepatch July 7, 2007

non skid dildo

A U. S. Navy term typically used by enlisted sailors when the Navy fucks you again. Derived from the non skid coating on the outer decks of ships that tears up any exposed skin if you fall and is very uncomfortable to take a knee on.

Sailor 1: "So you heard deployment for extended?"
Sailor 2: "Yup, non skid dildo strikes again."

Chief: "Section 2 has balls to six again this port."
MM3 mutters: "Thanks for the non skid dildo, Chief."

Sailor 3: "You're getting out? But you're almost at ten years, and then it's just ten more!"
Sailor 4: "My ass can't take anymore BOHICA WITH that non skid dildo, dude. I'm fucking done. FTN."

by Fuck this shit, I'm out. October 5, 2018