sigafisted

To convert to Sigafooism.

I sigafisted that bitch.

by cody f January 5, 2009

sigafisted

to become converted to sigafooism.

i just got sigafisted by my friend and i am sooo into it.

by punkpsirallegsf December 13, 2007

Sigafisting

Noun.1 another word for sex.

I going to get so much Sigafisting!

by SonnyMaddox December 24, 2007

Staff Blog Lozers

Individuals under the impression that the internet community has an actual interest in their inner workings. Where they ramble on about how fucked up their life is, hoping readers will reach round and pick some shit out of their colon so as to give it to the author.

Topics covered are often classed in the category of: "reasons to break up with someone", "maybe it IS time to slit your wrists" and "actually my goldfish leads a more exciting life every 3 seconds".

Staff Blog Lozers: woe is me, I woke up, got dressed, did a shit, then went to school, learned to drive, met a boy who doesn't let me sleep, apparently pwned the shit out of a n00b but all I really did was show I can outshout a 12 year old, and now I talks about the girl I love, so much you'll want to vomit.

Dipshit Reader: ZOH MY GOD U R AWESOMECAKES! I want to have you children, be your child or be the child you touch when everyone else in the family goes to sleep.

by Blog Hater February 19, 2009

Staff of Kings

A sacreligious yet amusing sex act, performed by a man slapping his partner on the face with his penis while reciting passages from the King James Bible.

"Heh heh, good thing I found that spare Bible. I haven't given Jessica a Staff of Kings in a while!"

by Jonny Humphries December 26, 2008

Staffler

Someone who begs for staff. (Example: Discord servers, hardware manufacturers)

My friend is always such a staffler.

by Trolly rolly December 15, 2018

sital man

sital man is used when saying shit

sital man, my girl left me

by skittlepatle November 9, 2022