shoulder junk

When one individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face.

Here comes Ray, he's going to shoulder junk the new guy. Poor bastard never seen it coming!

by Ray Albright January 1, 2009

sex shoulder

When your shoulders are so sexy they look like something a girl would grab during sex and claw at.

"Did you see Jimmy's sex shoulders. Mmm I'd tear him up"

by Sexyshoulders March 18, 2014

human shoulder

A large sweaty mass of a person who's proportions make him/her resemble a walking, talking shoulder.

Rich, I can't take it anymore. The Human Shoulder's incessant whining and loudspeaker voice are driving me insane.

by zm July 25, 2003

Slippery Shouldered

To shrug off ones own responsibility in a situation or act. To let the weight,burden or blame of a wrong doing fall off of one's conscience by brushing the responsibility to some one else.

When John's boss was angry for his department's bad performance, he became Slippery Shouldered by explaining that company did not have the right equipment.

by Supermama October 18, 2008

Third Shoulder

a shoulder that you lean on that isn't yours; of a best friend

He's my third shoulder. He always listens to my rants.

by lilshabab February 15, 2018

Shoulder Cat

A cat that will lay across your shoulder while you walk around, sometimes around the back of your neck if you're using both hands to secure them. Contrary to popular belief, cats don't have nine live and certainly don't always land on four feet.

For instance, I once had a cat so tame that it didn't know how to land. At all. And I'm assuming that if you have a shoulder cat that trusts you enough to laze around atop your shoulder, it wont be able to either, so be careful.

Shoulder cat; A cat on your shoulder

"Its kind of funny how Capt'n, you're pet, sits on your shoulder and not the other way around" (Don't get the joke?:

A captain with a pet on their shoulder (parrot, monkey, cat) instead of a person with Cap'n on their shoulder) *sigh* I know, lame joke, em I right?

by catsanddogs123456 August 14, 2017

bacon shoulders

to sit behind someone in a lecture and nestle bacon on their shoulders in the interest of creating an aura of humiliation around the individual

im going to make that nerd with the lazy eye bacon shoulders next period, he deserves it!!

by matt porter April 23, 2008