Shlong

Slang for penis. Usually is big.

Wow. Look at that shlong!

by DarylDixionIII May 12, 2014

shlong

haha sprim go brrrrrr scrrrrrrr.

yo you wanna see my shlong?
i bet mine is bigger.

by big man shlong April 11, 2021

shlong

that's a long shlong

wow that's a long shlong

by TUCKER MCPETERS August 14, 2020

Shlong

A kids way of saying “penis.”

Woah Sheniqua! Look at the shlong on that guy

by Alexis Texas yee yee July 11, 2019

Conors shlong

It a zero centimeter defeater, no Digga.

Conors shlong

by 1650mayaveLover December 16, 2024

Gong your shlong

Beating your meat, jacking off, playing with the old garden hose. Masturbate.

Sometimes after a long day you just gotta gong your shlong.

by iamanthonydean November 18, 2020

Long shlong

You say it to someone as a complement

You have a long shlong

by Electric circuit March 18, 2021