Shlong

The term used the define the Coleoid cephalopods (Also known as the penis).

“Damn, I heard that guy had a large shlong.”

by Meetud April 19, 2019

Shlong

A shlong is a penis

My boyfriend has a really big shlong

by Doggereywg July 13, 2020

Shlong

Shlong: an abnormally large or long penis. Usually around the length of 100 to 300 cm

Man, I got dicked down by Dave's huge shlong the other day. I’d say it had to be at least 200 cm!

by Dog_fighting_is_fun February 11, 2021

Shling Shlong

Someone who bullies someone else and injures them

Finally took care of those shling shlongs they were hurting me

by Brett the shling shlong killer October 4, 2018

shlong

A long skinny DICKKK

ayyy look that boy has a shlong

by bukdfkguvdkubvls May 31, 2019

Shlong

Short super long

Yo have you seen my beanie
Oh the shlong one

by Shlongbelike January 25, 2018

Shlong

A very long, thin penis that looks like a hot dog sausage. Usually not great if your man has a shlong because it will just look odd asf. You wouldn’t want it inside you (unless you’re desperate or clapped)

Lily— “Oh no I found out that Jimmy has a shlong!”
Halle— “Well I suggest you only insert the first few inches it just cut a bit of it off.”

by hallejamesx March 8, 2019