skankedoodle

When your best friend steals your cereal, and you steal their dog.

Person 1: ah man you stole my cereal.

I'm gonna become a mega "skankedoodle."

by Mememinister4cashingaside. January 28, 2017

Shankled

having been sodomized by a female with artificial male genitalia

I thought she was a nice girl until she shankled me so hard I couldn't sit down for a week.

by Stormy Petrel May 22, 2018

Spanked

Spanked - often used to describe the spending habits of your wife or girlfriend.
The term refers to the spending of money you thought was in the bank and is an amalgamation of the two words.
Spending and banked = Spanked

'Babe tell me you haven't Spanked the money again?'.

OR

'Don't tell me you've gone and spanked everything away again?'

by Mutant Brewing June 20, 2018

Shaked

Hebrew name that literally means almond. Used to refer to soneone who may not exist and is very funny and intelligent. Will probably have the last named Even (pronounced like Evan)

"Is that Shaked?"
"I'm not sure... Is she Even real?"

by Onetosixpeople September 13, 2018

Shanker

UK colloquial expression to offer a solution that has nothing to do with the problem.

The nurse totally shankered and suggested taking an aspirin against my sprained ankle; The lawyer shankered the rules of origin problem by stating that the WTO agreements had already solved the issue.

by FBFE October 29, 2018

Shakedar

The sensing of an impending earthquake.

My shakedar is elevated, we will have an earthquake this week.

by Anakela-red December 2, 2018

Sanked

used to describe how affected someone is by a drug of some sort such as weed or alcohol (exp : drunk af could turn into sanked af)

*after the blunt passes around a few times
“Yooo I’m super sanked right now”

by Lalalalalall56 January 9, 2019