shane cromwell

a desperate individual who hits up girls at 1 am looking for that booty. he likely has numerous STDs and a 3 inch penis. However he makes for this with his arrogance and simplicity.

"shit shane cromwell just texted me" -some chick
"fuck, it's that creep again. block his ass" -some dude

by swigswag22 October 11, 2017

shane company

that damn diamond company that has those stupid radio commercials that are the exact same every time. "now you have a friend i the diamond business..."

I'm getting tired of these 'shane company' commercials, I've heard the same one for 15 years!

by . March 21, 2016

Shane Cooper

This man right here is a top, top shagger. He is smart, sometimes, but a deaddddd baller but thinks he's good. Overall, he's a decent mate to have around you but always has the worst opinions when it comes to football.

"Who's that guy trying to do a rainbow flick?"
"Don't worry, it's Shane Cooper, ignore him."

by Psychodronic June 30, 2021

shane merrick

a shane merrick (Alfheim0nline) is the best drug dealer with the biggest dick (14.5 inc) (jackhammer)

"hey see that shane merrick over ther?" "yeah.""thats my shane merrick AND YOU CANT HAVE HIM!"

by Im wildturtle June 12, 2017

Pull a Shane

When you shoot someone in the foot and leave them behind for dead to save your own ass.

“Dude, you’re such a dick, I’d pull a Shane if we were in an apocalypse.”

by CrackaMcLackin October 29, 2020

Shane-Michael

Shane-Michael is a quite but cool guy to hang around with. With brown hair and eyes, and makes any girl want to date him.

Hey have you seen Shane-Michael today?

by CN799 September 24, 2020

Shane Wong

A sex position made famous by "Dreaming of the Geisha," an erotic transgender Chinese film.

My ass is so sore.
Why is that?
Jamar was giving it to me Shane Wong style all night long.

by Coffe235346 December 18, 2010