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Heat-seeking lecture

When you think you've avoided a lengthy reprimand by changing the subject, only to find yourself back in the crosshairs a few minutes later.
"My wife was about to drill me again about screwing up the laundry, when I deftly sidestepped it by blaming our daughter. But she nailed me with a heat-seeking lecture a minute later."
by Calgary Slim January 14, 2009
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seek

"I can't wait to get home and tell you some seeks"
by young mula April 22, 2008
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sebesta

a bitchy move followed by an unneccesary thankyou
"this home work is five minutes late, i will not except this thank you" said my teacher, "wow that was a total sebesta" I mumble
by jimlicks December 30, 2009
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killer whale hide and seek

When an horny mushroom goes alphabetical on a bouncy pair of tits, spewing his semen all over them. The vagina sucks on it balls, until it finally tears the skin a pubical hairs from. The couple then go to the local marine life center and have oral sex with an orcawhale, he whale shoots his wad all over the mushrooms ear. Then an australian tourist beats off in the whales blowhole. The orcalater dies.
Hey look a mushroom; let's play killer whale hide and seek!
by Astrotimmy January 17, 2009
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heat seeker

A girl who dates a guy for any ulterior motive. (car, money, house, fame, etc.)
You have a heat seeker on your trail. She knows you'll be successful, so be careful not to let her "wife you down" unless you feel she's sincere. You don't want to buy a toll booth.
by Darian Lowe February 14, 2009
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one eyed heat seeking moisture missile

Man, that little slutty bar chick over there needs my one eyed heat seeking moisture missile.
by Bud E Love May 14, 2003
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go seek who will nod you (hebrew)

when you are talking to someone, and what him to get lost, or expresing disbelive
person a: "i won the Lottorie"
person b: go seek who will nod you.

or

person a: "i need your help polishing the boiler"
person b: go seek who will nod you.
by yair March 17, 2005
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