Life scissors

Theoretical Scissors used to remove a person or memory from your life.

April used the life scissors on Eric after he punched her dog.

by April Robertson December 27, 2016

Dull Scissors

When a bisexual or lesbian woman performs poorly during intercourse with another female.

April had no idea how to take care of her girl in the bedroom, she’s dull scissors for sure.

by TreyANDLilly September 13, 2020

lava scissors

When two girls fuck scissor style while on their period

“I like watching my porn lava scissors style.”
“What the hell is wrong with you Mat?”

by Gender_juice April 10, 2023

scissor dipper

A heterosexual male with an affinity for being attracted to lesbians.

Mel: Oh don't worry about Jason, he only likes lesbians.
Henry: He's a scissor dipper, I get it.

by theelesbianprincess March 2, 2014

God Scissors

When someone uses their teeth to cut, break or rip someone or something.

Guy1: Hey man how did you open that?

Guy2: I used my teeth.

Guy3: Seems like you’re blessed with a pair of God Scissors!

by ;-------> July 6, 2021

Ultimate scissoring

An enhanced form of scissors. When asses (often of two gay men) are put together, and they grind. one man (oftenly the one on top) will proceed to take a hot steaming shit on the other man, essentially shitting into the other mans ass

Me: damn did y'all see that ultimate scissoring competition yesterday?
Spencer: yeah Chad's shitting technique was on point.

by hoomin982 February 20, 2019

scissor shafted

When a man's genitals become dislodged from his undergarment either from size or a failure in elastic. The gonads go one way rubbing the penis that goes the other way and the under garment acts as a fulcrum resulting in discomfort

While working I felt uncomfortable from walking. I realized an adjustment was required to fix my johnson, I found myself scissor shafted.

by mr. wizard November 28, 2013