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Scissor Jacks

Two lesbians wearing flannel and boots.

Perhaps carrying a log splitting ax or chain saw.

Terrified of wood !!
1. Did you see the scissor jacks joining the softball league?

2. Even though they're wearing flannel , those scissor jacks know nothing about wood!

3. Eve and Jiggles spend soo much time in the forest alone together , but harvest no lumber....
I 'm sure they must be scissor jacks !
by Abby Normal December 21, 2022
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Baby Scissors

Dull cutting tools that don’t fit you hands
Damn it why do we have to use baby scissors.
by Jetzke February 12, 2020
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Athletic Scissors

As a Paramedic, in Detroit, we had to take a past and present medical history of the patients.

We would ask about current medical conditions. Cardiac, Pulmonary/Breathing and Lung Conditions, Neurological Conditions like Strokes or Epilepsy and Seizures.

This last condition Epilepsy and Seizures when we would get the response usually from a bystander.

The response was always, Yeah he/she has Athletic Scissors.
by Jonny Redneck February 16, 2020
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Dull Scissors

When a bisexual or lesbian woman performs poorly during intercourse with another female.
April had no idea how to take care of her girl in the bedroom, she’s dull scissors for sure.
by TreyANDLilly September 13, 2020
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Ye-scissor

A tool to remove the foreskin from people of Jewish descent with anti-Semitic rhetoric created by the followers of the artist Ye, formerly known as "Kanye West".
Hey, did those ye-scissors get discontinued with the Yeezys?
by slickback_Catlin November 29, 2022
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Nakey Scissor

Scissoring naked. A reward I get from my boyfriend when I have done something good
Babe, do I get to nakey scissor tonight? We always scissor with clothes on 🥺
by klondikebarz December 9, 2021
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Safety scissors

I seriously don’t want my scissor to cut myself, so I replaced them with safety scissors !
by stonebullets February 4, 2022
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