A safitch is a combination of a savage and a snitch. It's like 1 moment he is extremely savage, and suddenly he snitches you hard. You should be careful being around a safitch, because you could be in a mental institution in no time. Most of the time, if a savage snitches you, you can get really angry. That's why the only solution is to shit on his face.
Guy 1: I miss having sex with my ex.
Guy 2: Yeah man I miss having sex with your ex too.
Guy 1: Holy fuck dude, you are such a Safitch
Guy 1: Every faggot in the world should commit suicide. Jesus I hate them alot!
Guy 2: Yea you are totaly right. Sooo, when are you going to commit suicide?
Guy 1: Man.. You are way too safitch for this world.
Guy 3: Holy shit! Did Guy 2 just say that!? What an extreme Safitch!
Guy 2: Yeah man I miss having sex with your ex too.
Guy 1: Holy fuck dude, you are such a Safitch
Guy 1: Every faggot in the world should commit suicide. Jesus I hate them alot!
Guy 2: Yea you are totaly right. Sooo, when are you going to commit suicide?
Guy 1: Man.. You are way too safitch for this world.
Guy 3: Holy shit! Did Guy 2 just say that!? What an extreme Safitch!
by 98 Leo January 2, 2017
Get the Safitch mug.A safitch is a combination of a savage and a snitch. It's like 1 moment he is extremely savage, and suddenly he snitches you hard. You should be careful being around a safitch, because you could be in a mental institution in no time. Most of the time, if a savage snitches you, you can get really angry. That's why the only solution is to shit on his face.
Guy 1: I miss having sex with my ex.
Guy 2: Yeah man I miss having sex with your ex too.
Guy 1: Holy fuck dude, you are such a Safitch
Guy 1: Every faggot in the world should commit suicide. Jesus I hate them alot!
Guy 2: Yea you are totaly right. Sooo when are you going to commit suicide?
Guy 1: You are too safitch for this world Guy 2!
Guy 3: HOLY WHAT A SAFITCH!
Guy 2: Yeah man I miss having sex with your ex too.
Guy 1: Holy fuck dude, you are such a Safitch
Guy 1: Every faggot in the world should commit suicide. Jesus I hate them alot!
Guy 2: Yea you are totaly right. Sooo when are you going to commit suicide?
Guy 1: You are too safitch for this world Guy 2!
Guy 3: HOLY WHAT A SAFITCH!
by 98leo January 10, 2017
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