7th Inning Stretch

Between the top half and bottom half of the drinking game called “baseball” teams typically gather together during the 7th inning stretch where the opposing teams “hit the slopes” or inhale “performance enhancing stimulants “ to get themselves ready for the remainder of the ballgame.
Hey guys I can’t wait for the 7th inning stretch already and it’s only the bottom of the first inning!
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No Stretch

No Stretch is when one is not stretching the truth. In other words, when one is not lying
Zach S: "I got rejected twice, no stretch"
Duke C: "I know bro, I feel you"
by ZS4LIFE April 22, 2020
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Divine Stretch

(noun, verb)

A. A stretch, typically performed in the morning, which is so relieving that it nearly bends reality. It is usually accompanied by a feeling of immense, in-the-moment liberation.

It can also be achieved any time of day, maintaining that there is a god-like surge of solace, a physics-defying freedom felt.

B. (As a verb) To stretch with the result of intense satisfaction and relief.
Jack: I'm so stiff, sleeping on that futon was such a bad idea.

Josh: You should've slept upstairs.

Jack: Oh- Wait a minute- (stretches) oooohhhhh yes! Divine stretch! Wow! I'm so refreshed.
by pi@noguy December 7, 2010
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Fishy Stretch

It’s when you pretend to have a seizure on the floor.
Guy one:”Yo is he ok?”
Guy two:”yeah he’s fine he’s just doing a fishy stretch.”
by 420blaze it May 14, 2018
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Stretch

Stretch is getting fucked by a man with a big dick because it’s gonna stretch your tight pussy.
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Stretching wookie

When her pussy is extremely hairy and so loose that it sags and looks like a wookie. It also smells like wet dog.
"Yeah I was totally gonna bang her last night but she had a stretching wookie man. I got the fuck out of there. It was so gross.
by 4n4l monster for BenQ July 10, 2016
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