Spiderman Slap

The act of ejaculating in your hand, then proceed to bitch slam an unsuspecting victim.

Then I came in my hand, so I Spiderman Slapped the bitch.

by Knightning June 16, 2016

dangerous sexy spiderman

Like a sexy Spiderman but you call someone someone in your house. When they come into the room you sexy Spiderman the person entering the room.

I just did a dangerous sexy Spiderman all over my mum, she wasn't very happy

by Idothisforshitsandgiggles February 10, 2018

Swedish SpiderMan

When you and your partners are having sex, cut their arms and shove your dick in their arms. After that cum in them, fastly patch the cut up with flex tape, not with your dick in it tho. Wait for a couple of minutes and then you can cut their wrists and let cum shoot out!

Brad: Hey chad, i gave your mom a Swedish spiderman last night!
Chad: So, no we're equal
Brad: bitch wha-

by Anus EpilepsyMan December 19, 2020

Swedish SpiderMan

When someone cums in your wrists and then cute them so you shoot web

Chad: Hey Brad
Brad: H
ey Chad

Chad: I gave your mom a Swedish Spiderman last night
Brad: now we are equal

by Anus EpilepsyMan January 10, 2021

Bearded Spiderman

When a boy cums in his hand, webs it over the girl's mouth then pulls a handful of his own pubes out and throws them on top so it sticks like a beard.

'You look different today...'
'Yeah i got bearded spiderman last night..'

by Lily Spunkface November 4, 2011

Spidermaning

Verb: To climb upside down like Spiderman - like on a rope or horizontal pipe.

Oh no, he's escaping the building! That mother fucker is Spidermaning his way out, on the overhead pipes!

by RichFran31 January 20, 2024

Lakeland Spiderman

When a male ejaculates in their partner's eye and pulls back quick enough to pull their contact out.

Bonnie: Bob give me a Lakeland Spiderman last night

Stephanie: Wow, I hear that its hard to do.

by LakelandWoman April 28, 2023