Spiderman

Verb: when left over cum gets on your hands and everything you touch sticks to you

I was watching pornhub last night and my box of tissues spidermanned to my hand

by thorhateslily September 26, 2017

Spiderman

The only super hero franchise that gets rebooted forever, with alternate realities.

Person 1: Can't wait to see homecoming!

Person 2: Fuck that, would pay more to see Spiderman being all grown up.

by senthurmanz October 18, 2017

Spiderman Shake

Noun. A handshake where one or more participants has semen on their hand.

J: He agreed to pay $35 to shake my girlfriend's hand.

R: There must be a catch, like he's going to give her a spiderman shake or something.

by BigDaaave April 24, 2017

Spidermanning

Spidermanning is where you are about to cum and you pull out place your hand under your penis and say "my spider senses are tingling" and then you ejaculate

Note: it is best to also say "phwipp" while ejaculating for effect

Yo man i just finished spidermanning my girl

by JellySaurus May 17, 2017

Spiderman Slap

The act of ejaculating in your hand, then proceed to bitch slam an unsuspecting victim.

Then I came in my hand, so I Spiderman Slapped the bitch.

by Knightning June 16, 2016

dangerous sexy spiderman

Like a sexy Spiderman but you call someone someone in your house. When they come into the room you sexy Spiderman the person entering the room.

I just did a dangerous sexy Spiderman all over my mum, she wasn't very happy

by Idothisforshitsandgiggles February 10, 2018

Swedish SpiderMan

When you and your partners are having sex, cut their arms and shove your dick in their arms. After that cum in them, fastly patch the cut up with flex tape, not with your dick in it tho. Wait for a couple of minutes and then you can cut their wrists and let cum shoot out!

Brad: Hey chad, i gave your mom a Swedish spiderman last night!
Chad: So, no we're equal
Brad: bitch wha-

by Anus EpilepsyMan December 19, 2020