sneeze police

a person who usually says "bless you" after hearing someone sneeze. no matter how far away they are, they will tend to shout it, and are usually ignored in the process ):
person: *achoo*

sneeze police: bless you!!
everyone: ...
by g8rgoesgr8r February 09, 2019
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Elephant Sneeze

Slang term used by sneeze fetishists to describe a male's erect penis and eventual climax. Often used as a fantasy scenario in sexual foreplay in which the male, during sexual intercourse, has to satisfy an itchy "trunk" and needs to blow into a "tissue" (the female vagina).

The name comes from the distinction that the male's genitalia resembles that of an elephant trunk rising upwards (the erection) and the orgasm resembles that of a sneeze. From the sensation building up from start to finish, similar to how one feels when they are about to sneeze.
"My wife is so gorgeous, she makes my elephant sneeze. I just want to blow into her tissue so hard."
by Dulcy the Dragon April 12, 2019
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Gamer Sneeze

When you sneeze while recording or in voice chat and it blows out peoples ears.
*ACHOO*
"Fuck dude, you just blew out my headphones!"
"You just Gamer Sneezed on."
by MattieCake May 02, 2017
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prison sneeze

Prison Sneeze- when a person who has spent a considerable amount of time in prison sneezes and shits themselves.
Jerome prison sneezed in the car , which made the drive home from the weekly AA meeting uncomfortable.
by SirTesticules March 05, 2019
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ghost sneeze

when you both cum and sneeze at the same exact time
dude when I was beating my meat I fuckin ghost sneezeed
by Amphibian Boi December 21, 2018
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