Person 1: “Bro I’m sneezing!”
Person 2: YEEEEAAAHHH
Person 1: “I’m sneezing and crying”
Person 2: “Me too man”
Person 2: YEEEEAAAHHH
Person 1: “I’m sneezing and crying”
Person 2: “Me too man”
by What The Honk January 23, 2021

A phantom sneeze is the feeling of betrayal you get when you thought you had to sneeze but couldn't.
by MGE95 September 6, 2018

Prison Sneeze- when a person who has spent a considerable amount of time in prison sneezes and shits themselves.
Jerome prison sneezed in the car , which made the drive home from the weekly AA meeting uncomfortable.
by SirTesticules March 4, 2019

When someone plugs one nostril & blows hard. Phlegm is then ejected, at high speed, from the other nostril.
"you're outside, you don't have a tissue: Just do a coach sneeze."
"eww, did you see that? He just did a coach sneeze!"
"eww, did you see that? He just did a coach sneeze!"
by Triptakers December 18, 2012

A Shotgun-Sneeze is when someone has two sneezes whithin a few seconds of each other, and then in about 30 or so seconds they have two more. Like if you're nose was a dual barrel shotgun and it had to reload.
by Colton 2266 July 4, 2021

by Beltneck April 15, 2016

by smallrod68 March 7, 2016
