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sneezing on the dog

What happens during a blow job when you finish the deed and semen/spit drips out of your mouth and onto the other person's dick
"I was finishing up going down my man, when I ended up sneezing on the dog."
by cbreitenfeldt98 November 24, 2017
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power sneeze

when you sneeze with food and your mouth and it goes spewing everywhere
Do you have any napkins I power sneezed on the table
by Squishy_ January 13, 2016
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sneeze puke

A party foul where at first you expect a sneeze, prompting friends to say, ‘bless you!’, but end up vomiting with the force of the expected sneeze
Oh my god.. last night while playing True American I sneeze puked off a chair into the lava.
by AbusiveTortoise July 14, 2018
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Shlakum Sneeze

The act of releasing a well filled & inflated condom of semen schlakum onto your female partners face after intercourse
Have sex (with condom), blow your load into condom, inflate condom in secrecy, while she fixes the pillows, turn condom upside down so that shlakum is towards currently sealed end, and release. This results in a splatter of shlakum sneeze all over your girls face. They love this.
by Shlakum 22 September 27, 2019
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butthole sneeze

when you sneeze and a little poop comes out
Fluffy had a bag cold, when she sneezed it made her butthole sneeze also.
by Fluffy Orange Princess September 30, 2014
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Lombard Sneeze

A Lonbard Sneeze is when you punch someone in the nose making them bleed then vomiting on their face mixing the vomit with the blood.
That asshole Mike messed with my whiskey so I cocked back and gave home the old Lombard Sneeze.
by Oaksbrett July 12, 2015
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Christmas Sneeze

A christmas sneeze is a wonderful tastesplosion of gravy and cranberry sauce through one's nostrils. A festive display for senses and crowds. Show you loved ones what a true holiday means with a christmas sneeze!
Donnovan : "Damn Clay, that christmas sneeze was INTENSE."
Clay : "Yeah Donnovan, Blanes really shot a big pot-load of cranberries and gray-gray out that schnozz."
by Tawny Rocklestein February 27, 2021
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