Seat Sneak

On a road trip, someone who starts in the back works their way up to the front seat by complaining about their current position. They can also take the seat when your not in it, or take it by force. Choose someone with a low bullshit tolerance to drive, so that the Sneak doesn't succeed.

Did you hear Jamie? She whined the whole car ride to Missouri.

Yeah, she could have just asked to switch spots, it's too bad she was such a seat sneak about it.

God I hate her. It's a good thing I brought my pocket knife.

by Shootthemonkey July 31, 2010

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Sneaking and Geeking

Describes having to conceal the act of getting high on meth. Usually performed somewhere where you can easily hide paraphernalia, only having one entrance and no windows for easy monitoring of surroundings, and usually a comfortable environment that’s liability for interruption has very low chance of occurring.

Broken down: sneaking off from family/the general public to get geeked up on meth.

Tiana is Sneaking and Geeking again due her husband not approving of her getting a high on meth. Tiana is a chronic, habitual, 24/7 meth abuser. She is essentially a meth addict. Her husband should try and help her instead of punishing and patronizing her for her problem. The act of her sneaking and geeking is an unconventional way to conceal her meth usage opposed to doing so In the comforts of her home. When you love someone you don’t put them down or worse abandon them for liking onions so why is different when they like meth? Society as a whole needs to open their mind to the idea that support, strength, and unconditional love towards addicts is needed to be administered the right way directly to the struggling individual to successfully battle their way out of addiction. Helping to aid in an addicts recovery is similar to raising a new born. It takes a village. Sneaking and geeking could be the cause of your loved one getting locked up.

by therealsouthernslangdictionary May 21, 2020

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