Road Swag

The act of finding something useful on the road or ground during a journey of any kind.

I found a hammer on the my bike ride yesterday. Best road swag I've found yet.

by 3viliv3 June 28, 2021

Road Name

The self-given name of any person tramping via foot, bike, or car. Creation of the name usually signifies someone entering a new stage of their life and leaving behind the previous one, at least for a time. A famous example of a road name was Christopher Johnson McCandless's road name "Alexander Supertramp."

Person 1: I'm going to start huffing it.
Person 2: Are you going to give yourself a road name?
Person 1: Yeah, I'm changing my name from Jessica to Gaia so I can truly leave behind this life of materialism.
Person 2: Good for you!

by Sir Werner Herzog February 9, 2014

Road Penguin

Those black posts on the the side of the highway with white tips that go like 6 feet into the ground.

Dude lets go yank out that road penguin!

by A55Finch July 3, 2009

road crayon

A sport motorcycle rider.
(See squid)

Bob: Did you see how fast that guy was going?
Tim: Yeah. He'd make a nice road crayon.

by Tilt The Horizon August 25, 2005

ball in road

A game where a circle of people sit in the middle of a road and pass a ball back and forth between eachother. The group is not allowd to get up until a car stops and beeps three times.

Girl #1: Dude, did you hear about the group of kids who got run over?
Boy #1: No. What happened?
Girl #1: They were playing ball in road.

by phil knight August 24, 2006

road princess

Someone who mods their Jeep/truck for off-roading with all the custom upgrades, lift, & light bars but it doesn’t have a scratch on it because they’ll never take it off the pavement. All for looks & ego. Fashion instead of function.

That guy looks like he’s got 100 grand put into that road princess. Too bad it’ll never see dirt.

by Perezosa December 12, 2017

Bum Road

Understanding Bum Road requires some knowledge on the religion of Bochism. Bochism is a small sect located mainly in Southern Ontario but has been documented in Amsterdam, Netherlands as well. Similar to the Garden of Eden in Christianity, Bum Road is an integral part of Bochism, along with veganism. It represents the journey of life, the path which Bum Roaders follow on their journey of becoming a Boch. Bum Roaders mainly worship Joaquin Phoenix, although they still pray to several of his disciples, including Laverne Cox and Ruby Rose. The term “Bum Road” can be heard used in a variety of contexts by fellow Bum Roaders. It can be a negative or a positive thing, or simply be synonymous for anal sex.

“You have a Biology exam? Uhhh that is sooooo Bum Road”
“It’s 420 BUM ROADDDDDD”
“Omg last night my boyfriend took me on a trip down Bum Road for the first time ;)”

by Bochy e December 4, 2019