The name of an angry, testosterone fuelled South African whose primary purpose of being on earth is to cause as much shit as possible. Lives for his Rugby and occasionally play's on wing (when he can be bothered). Loves the Evil Dead trilogy and often finds himself watching James Bond films on Sunday. With an affinity for everything creative, his mellow side shines (for about 10 seconds) until the urge kicks in to do something wacko. A kill first ask questions later type of guy, impulsivity rules above all. Blonde all Brunette it's all the same to him
by Johnny speedway July 14, 2020
When a polite gentlemen, after courting a woman of his choosing with extraneous flirtation and philatio, unbuttons his pants and shovels out his Sir Penis, which in them he will take a photography device also of his choosing and snapping some very chivalric and sexual pictures of his trouser snake. After this, he politely sends this picture to his woman, and then they get together and fuck.
Samuel- Listen, so I was talkin' to this fine woman, her name was Sara, and I sent her a Richard Picture after talking for a little while.
Eugene-Hah, I'm sure she enjoyed it?
Samuel-We had sex.
Eugene-Radical
Eugene-Hah, I'm sure she enjoyed it?
Samuel-We had sex.
Eugene-Radical
by Jack Bülshivik February 10, 2015
by Dope Slanger October 18, 2006
Someone with auburn hair who frequently masturbates and and spreads the residue onto his pasty body.
It is also a famous sex position in which men try to fill a woman's holes while at the same time vomiting in each other's mouths. The men are preferably of German decent and are too of the auburn race. When finished it is customary to finish off the remaining vomit with a cool glass of beer while discussing the daily news and sport.
It is also a famous sex position in which men try to fill a woman's holes while at the same time vomiting in each other's mouths. The men are preferably of German decent and are too of the auburn race. When finished it is customary to finish off the remaining vomit with a cool glass of beer while discussing the daily news and sport.
"They gave her a richard clarkson"
"What a richard clarkson"
"I finished in richard clarkson-esque fashion"
"What a richard clarkson"
"I finished in richard clarkson-esque fashion"
by funnyman23 September 23, 2009
Saturnine associate of Beelzeebub who has his claws up the ass of a grinning airhead puppet by the name of Bush.
by Finney July 03, 2003
i can give u anything u want all u gotta do is say okay baby if u lemme get on top i’ll have u feelin some type of way
josh richards owns “i can give u anything u want all u gotta do is say okay baby if u lemme get on top i’ll have u feelin some type of way”
by y3m July 14, 2019
Like saying being a dick, but using the derivative for the name dick makes it acceptable for formal company without sounding vulgar and offending any body.
(In the company of the President)
Bill: Dude you ate all of the pork, your being a richard.
President: What?
Bill: Dude you ate all of the pork, your being a richard.
President: What?
by haydoh playdoh January 06, 2012