Rey Mysterio

Deadbeat Dad to Dominik Mysterio

Rey Mysterio is a great wrestler, but he was also a deadbeat dad to make a hall of fame career

by KoolKydChris May 3, 2023

Rey

The fucking GOAT. He commands respect and pussy. One look at him and your balls will have emptied. He takes an Uber to walk his dog. Doesn’t need a flu vaccine because he IS the vaccine. Is 7’0, and his penis is the size of Nebraska.

Girl-Damn who’s that beast?
Man-That’s my boy Rey
Girl-No I was talking about his penis

by Mikueen November 1, 2022

Rei Membami

Rei Membami is the lesbina friend of Susato Mikotoba from the Ace Attorney series. She first appears in chapter 1 of The Great Ace Attorney 2: Resolve when she is accused of murdering a British exchange student by the name of Jezaille Brett and is defended by Ryutaro Naruhodo, Ryunosuke Naruhodo's cousin. The game want you to think Ryutaro is actually Susato but beacuse the game takes place in a tim ewomen werent allowed to be in court meaning Susato cant be Ryutaro.

Person 1: Dude I hate Rei Membami, she sucks
Person 2: You should die

by Applin July 29, 2024

Rey the Dog

A bitch

Rey the Dog is a bitch

by JukoDuko June 13, 2021

rey

ready = rey

“i’m rey go to the store”

by The realest tf March 6, 2022

Rey Vikingo

Small penis

You have a rey vikingo

by JZFares™🥀 January 5, 2018

Rei/Nova/Ava

The most perfect person in the entire universe. According to this person named “Sunny” Rei is the prettiest most adorable person ever. They are perfect in every way. They are incredibly intelligent and they’re way too kind. They’re the sweetest most brilliant person ever. If you ever meet a Rei/Nova/Ava, give them a big hug because they deserve the world.

“Wow is that Rei/Nova/Ava? They deserve the world man, I have to give them a big hug.”

by anonymous July 19, 2022