BAD CHILDREN MUST BE PUNISHED
Me: Hey mom have you seen my swi
Mom: BAD CHILDREN MUST BE PUNISHED
Me: Oh, ok...
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 24, 2021
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Byvank Punisher

A sex position that involves a doggy style position, but with a up and down motion instead of the standard in and out, followed by a flick. Eg; up, down, flick.. repeat.
“Oh my god, he used the Byvank Punisher on me and I came so hard
by Byvank Punisher May 25, 2024
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e-scatological punishment

Derived from "eschatology", the end of time or the apocalypse; "e" as in e-mail; and "scatological" : having to do with feces.

Poetic justice at the Final Judgment by being forced to watch nauseating internet scat porn.
Ted's lack of faith and porn addiction earned him e-scatological punishment. He was forced to watch repetitions of "Two Girls One Cup" for all eternity.
by samuelducanada April 16, 2011
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Ye Ol' Punisher

When you shove an umbrella up a prisoners butthole and expand it until they find sexual pleasure.
They sentaced him to Ye Ol' Punisher
by Travis Chode Johnson February 26, 2025
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